Pick-Up Lines

Know any good pick-up lines? Post em' here. I got one: if you were a buger, I'd pick you first.

"Would you like to have some dirty hot sex with me?"

I've lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?

"Your right leg is Thanksgiving, your left leg is Christmas, and I just wanna spend time with you in between the holidays"

Hi, I like your boobs.

"SpellJammer will bet you twenty dollars you won't go out with him.."
Either way, SpellJammer wins. 😈

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Hi, I like your boobs.

Liar! I tried that and got slapped, and it wasn't a boob slapping! Boooo.

Originally posted by BackFire
Liar! I tried that and got slapped, and it wasn't a boob slapping! Boooo.

😆

"How much does a polar bear were....enough to break the ice" hi im...
Apparently it works

"The word of the day is legs, so let's go back to my place and spread the word."

"I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

"You lost? You can come to my place."

"Nice outfit. It would look better in a pile next to my bed."

"Be unique. Say yes."

"Nice legs, what time do they open."

And numerous others...

Screw me if I'm wrong but, did you just say you wanted to screw me?

if you were a door I'd bang you all day long

fuk me if I'm wrong but is your name yolanda?

Is your name visa cuz it's everywhere I want to be

hey i lost my dog can you help me find him i think he ran into this motel room

hey wanna play a game it;s called Pearl harobor it's where I lay back and you blow the hell outta me

"If I could rewrite the alphabet I would put U and I together"

"Aren't you tried? because you been running through my mind all day long"

"your name should be Cambles soup because your mmm mmm good"

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
"Aren't you tried? because you been running through my mind all day long"

OMG I forgot to tell you....When i went bowling with Kevin ...😍 ... anyway, Their were these like 7th graders next to us and one of them said that to me!

does it hurt? that you fell from heaven

if I had a rose for everytime I think of you I would be walking throguh my garden foever

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
OMG I forgot to tell you....When i went bowling with Kevin ...😍 ... anyway, Their were these like 7th graders next to us and one of them said that to me!

awwwww 😂 did he know you?

that is creepy seventh graders hitting on you

it happens alot to me with mexicans *gets bad chill*

Raven u totaly jacked the one with u and i together thats from family guy dont try and take credit for it

Are you an angel? Cuz your breasts are heavenly!

do you have a quarter I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I want to marry