Pick-Up Lines

Started by CherryTopper4 pages

yeah wtf are you trying to say there

Originally posted by BackFire
Liar! I tried that and got slapped, and it wasn't a boob slapping! Boooo.

You are supposed to say it to girls. 😬

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say..."I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."

Damn. you have awsomw eyes.. it acctually works 😄

You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way
to fall is in love with me!

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!

(I'm gonna use that one next week at school)

Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get

It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.

It must be dark outside. 'Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.

Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the
stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]

Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

There must be a monkey here. "WHY?" because i'm going bananas over you.

I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included.

You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power.

You're daddy must be an archer because he sure shot a bulls eye.

Your eyes have touched my soul

You're a twinkle in my eye and an angel from the sky.

Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?",
You - "When you fell from heaven."

"Heres a nickle, go call your mom and tell her you aint coming home."
(Thats an oldie...)

Pick up lines

list of pick up lines for both girls and guys.

i got: "hey nice legs, wat time do they open?"
"ever hugged a tree? response no how bout a root?
"have u got a map? response no cause im lost in ur eyes"
add all pick up lines no matter how corney.

Originally posted by deej
list of pick up lines for both girls and guys.

i got: "hey nice legs, wat time do they open?"
"ever hugged a tree? response no how bout a root?
"have u got a map? response no cause im lost in ur eyes"
add all pick up lines no matter how corney.


done before...

if i could reaaragne the alphabet id put u and i together

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
if i could reaaragne the alphabet id put u and i together

Ive heard it but its mad.

eh guess I'll post something
my love for you is like diahrhea I just can't hold it in

if you were a booger I'd pick you first

I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me?

Now....

here is one

a guy looks at the tag in back of the girls shirt (I dont suggest doing that to a stranger) then he says "just as I thought...made in heaven"

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
here is one

a guy looks at the tag in back of the girls shirt (I dont suggest doing that to a stranger) then he says "just as I thought...made in heaven"


haven't heard that one before..... 😐

is your dad a baker because you got some nice buns

"So.. I know this retarded thread maker on this Forum I go to.

Yeah, I don't like him."

That's all it takes if you want some *****. 😐

Originally posted by Bocaj
haven't heard that one before..... 😐

is your dad a baker because you got some nice buns

maybe because you spend all your time online

Re: Pick up lines

Originally posted by deej
list of pick up lines for both girls and guys.

i got: "hey nice legs, wat time do they open?"
"ever hugged a tree? response no how bout a root?
"have u got a map? response no cause im lost in ur eyes"
add all pick up lines no matter how corney.

attentionwhore