Originally posted by snoopdogg
Why does Superman sustain four montly titles?How many does Norrin have?
Wow! That really won't help Superman @ all here. Supes came out 1st and established a strong fan base back when America needed a hero and standards were low.
SS and Supes fight:
Supes flies in for a Speedblitz.
He punches Surfer once. It's the kind that would easily kill an ordinary man. Surfer doesn't budge. Supes feels weaker than usual.
SM:What the....
SS:Wondering why you didn't connect like you thought you would? I'm emitting red sun radiation. You're much closer to me than the sun that feeds you. You're going to be a like regular human soon, so you might want to try something else. Now might be a good time for diplomacy.
Supes blasts him w/heat vision. Surfer smiles
SS:You do know that I could go into the sun and as the humans say "chill". Did I use that right? I've been taking classes.
Supes, being the genius that he is 🙄, throws a few more punches, each weaker than the last
SS: It's obvious that the "S" doesn't stand for "Super-smart"
Surfer begins to drain the solar energy from Supes.
Supes:You can't do this to me. I sustain 4 monthly titles!! How many do you have, Baldy!?
Surfer gets a little pissed about Supes taking a cheap shot. The Power Cosmic begins to radiate from his eyes. He amps himself up to Class 100. Supes is currently @ class 0. SS rips Supes head off his body and smashes it to pieces.
SS: Sustain my f**kin' foot in yo' @$$ b***h!!!
SS literally kicks Supes @$$ so hard it explodes, completely dismembering Supes' headless body.
THE END.