"The Vomitorium" - Reviews By KMC Members

I’m currently watching a psychological drama called The Hide .
The premise is simple an ornithologist (aka birdwatcher) goes bird watching on windswept moorlands only to have his peace and tranquility interrupted by an edgy stranger, the two then begin to bond over discussions on everything from garden gnomes and power tools to inappropriate jokes and lost love. Whilst there are a few funny moments this film is very much in the vein of Shallow Grave, it’s gritty, slow moving in places and often austere. Whilst the opening scenes set up the characters i.e. the OCD driven Roy and tattoo-laden Dave you quickly realize that not everything as it seems – which is probably the films biggest negative point you will probably work out certain things quite early on. However that aside the two (and only) leads are on fantastic form with Alex McQueen playing a sinister mesh up of Coronation Street’s Roy Cropper, The Simpson’s Ned Flanders and Psycho’s Norman Bates to a tee, whilst Phillip Campbell’s Dave plays out a Jimmy "Popeye" Doyle (from French Connection) in a Travis Bickle skin.
All in all one of the best films I’ve seen in recent years, and for that I’m going to give it a 9/10 .

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Twilight: new moon.
2/10

As bella slips into an emopsycho daze spending most of her days staring despondently out her bay window, and her nights screaming from nightmare-plagued sleeps(cheesy, did anyone ever do this for months at a time due to losing their high school bf/gf?), she meets a new friend. He seems to be a slight pain killer so she presses to hang out with him. One day he disappears so she goes to his house to try and meet back up with him and in the process angers a warewolf because she is a stupid *****. He springs into action in order to save her and turns into a warewolf (WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED?) at this point she is pretty bored (i went to a bathroom break because i had to piss and vomit from watching this shit) and goes cliff diving. Edwards sister sees her jump off the cliff and comes to investigate. Jacob (wolfman) tells jacob over the phone that bella is dead so edward heads off to comit suicide and bella and edwards sister race to stop him where they have a fight and then edward asks her to marry him. the movie ends.

The movie really sucked. There was no plot, no climax and no real end. it meandered on for what seemed like hours and was really inacurate as far as vampires go. It's like taking a sith lord and making him sparkle and taking away his lightsaber and force powers. Yea...

the characters were unlikeable, were played by bad actors and sucked.

I didn't read the book, but does a food critic need to eat two different adaptations of the same dog shit and sauerkraut sandwich in order to realize he doesn't like the taste?