Guys you could take with prep

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Originally posted by DigiMark007
I like the more ambitious ones. Orestes saying he could take the JLA is particularly amusing. I like the plan, but you wouldn't be whupping ass with a GL Ring from square one. It would be an uphill battle even with thte ring. But I agree that you should go after the ring first.

The rules state that you have any and all resources in OUR Earth. No sloppy physics, inventions, or other stuff. Kryptonite wouldn't be an option. And while a good GL might take down Supes, you and I trying to learn to use it would get our butts handed to us by Kal.

Still, I loved the idea. Ultra-ambitious plans like that are what I was hoping for.

Whjat did you think of mine? Think that would work, does it break any rules?

taking out batman

since i have all the money and so on....

have alfred drug him or give him sleeping pills....
while hes sleeping go in and shoot him

This is one of the most interesting threads of the day

after re-reading "Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe" recently... i think quite a few guys are killable with sufficient prep

Spider-Man's been killed by Punisher in that story and at least 2 different "What if?" stories... some of the tactics used were valid

anyone who isn't bulletproof or doesn't have a healing factor would be fairly simple to kill

agreed

Daredevil
In our world already exist devices able to emit ultrasounds.
I'll place some of them in a street.
Then trick Daredevil into this street using a man and a woman I payed to simulate she's been attacked.
DD comes in, knock down the guy, the girl goes to hug him, then I'll activate the various ultrasound device.
Uh oh!Daredevil is in trouble.
His senses are going into short circuit.
Here I show up.
Black combat boots with steel reinforced point, tactical pants, short gloves with knuckledusters made of titanium alloy.Bulletproof vest, two retractable steel batons.
I start to pummel his head with batons while he's in pain, then broke his legs with them.I throw them away, and smack down his body more and more with my fists covered by knuckledusters, especially the head, where reside his senses.Then I'll kill him by simply snapping his neck.
Strike 1.

Daredevil's dead, Luke Cage will be the first knowing it.
Luke Cage
I'll make Cage following me into a construction site, here, he'll follow me into a sort of pool.Then I'll activate the first trap.
A command device make a pile of blocks of cement fall on him.Cage is strong and tough, but this will slow him for a few.I'll exit from the pool.
I activate the second button on the command device, acid will be dropped on him, so much that it will fill the pool, Cage body is tough outside, but his insides, are invulnerable too?What will happen once his mouth is filled with acid?Maybe it will kill him when acid reaches organs, or just hurt him and slow him.
If he try to get outta the pool, there's the contingency trick.
Liquid Nitrogen.Bye bye Cage.
I shatter his frozen body to be sure he hasn't some way to heal from that.
Strike 2

Cage is down, Spider-Man and Iron Fist are searching for the murderer.
Obviously even with my training, and physical skills, I haven't chances to stay on my feet for a long time in a fight with Spidey, and same with Iron Fist, who's Chi powers and physical threats outclass mines.
Gotta play it smart, use their pain to make them fight dumb.

Iron Fist
Anonymous call told Danny Rand to come in a certain place if he wanna know who killed his two friends.
And here we are.A pub.Just the barman and two guys in there.One of them has a black cap with an S on it.It's me.Iron Fist sits in fron of me, I told me I've cried for his friends, I'm a supporter of hero community.I told him to drink something and wait, I'll come back with the infos in a minute.Drink was full of sleeping drug.
But someone with his metabolism will not be slowed down too much from that.Just the time for barman and fals client to get outta the bar.I come back with my outfit.All black, with black balaklava, sword on my back, batons at side, black suit made of light kevlar, bulletproof vest under it, kevlar pants, combat boots.
I don't waste time, and pummel him with my fists, some kicks, and put him on the floor.I drop on him a table, then pick up a brick and smack it on his head.I get out, drug effect is ending.I pull out the detonator.
The pub explode.
Iron Fist is dead.
Strike 3.

Now there's the hard one.Spider-Man.This guy is all superhuman.
No joke here, I really need a good plan.
He'll try to track me down.I'll give him the chance.
Warehouse.
Spidey enters, it's full of pictures of IF, Cage, DD, pictures of him with them, of them fighting, laughing, full of energies, alive.
Spidey's emotions are dominating him, he's not focused, pain and missing his friends make him a good target.
Spider sense will be too late, the floor if electrified.

Originally posted by Orestes
Well, the GL ring's power comes chiefly from imagination (I have that in spades) and force of will (ditto). I mean, I know it probably sounds like boasting, but I'm very confident that I meet both criteria with ease. So I might lack experience, but so what? Basically I just need a vision and the determination to make it happen. The ring does the rest.

It's not that simple. Just using the ring as an amateur would do more damage to you than your target (as seen in Green Lantern Rebirth).

But anyway ... as well, you may have noticed I placed a low amount of reliance on the ring itself and included backup options for every encounter except for Batman (if I can't beat an unprepared, nonpowered human -- however skilled -- using a GL ring in a face-to-face fight, there's not much hope for me). Part of that was to save power on the ring (especially since I'd expect to burn a ton in the Superman encounter), and part of it was because allowing it to become a crutch could turn it into a weakness.

There's also the thing about Manhunter not being crippling weak to fire anymore and taking Flash without training on your ring. I'm not even going to go into the rest about the ring or your plans.

Plus none of your ideas look like they were ripped from a bad spy movie.

Bah, the island slowly sinking into molten steel, all inside of a big titanium room is better. Less hands on, much more evil genius.

Oh, and JP, Batman beats the crap out of you. Then, when your lifeless form goes to fight Daredevil, he just kicks you and walks away. Cap shows up, gets you doctors like a good patriot, then kills you again.

He's not a common man, but I don't wanna kill him just with a trick, I electrocute him sufficiently to make his wall crawling and equilibrium being outta the fight.Then I'll shoot him with a powder which will cause him extreme annoyance.After that I'll show up.
Fist to fist, I've got training and skills, I put in some good shots while he's still stunned, he felt them, knucledusters are doing their job, but then he parries my hits, and I got throwed 10feet away from his right punch.I get up, roundhouse kick, good, not enough Spidey throw me away and his jumping on, good Spidey, good, I dodge it, for god's sake.I climb up a stair, he's following me.He's taking it really personal.Good, really good.
I activate the electrified stair.
Spidey falls from around 25feet.He's stunned.
It's the moment, I go back on the stairs, obviously I turn off the device.
Nothing personal Spidey, just business.
I pull off my sword, stab him into the heart.
Strike 4.
Next on the list is...oh no.You gotta be kidding me.

Wolverine
Ok for this I've set up a real good trap.
A hella good one.
Remember where Cage was killed?
Here will fall Logan too.Just a construction site, he's investigating.
Oh no!
Glue, tons of glue, dropped on him from one direction, he leap and dodge, ops cement, it's becoming solid.
More glue, now he's really slowed.
And enraged, I've ruined a very nice coat.
I shoot him with a taser gun, powered by the power core of the construction site, more than 30'000 volts are filling Logan's body.
I reach him when he fall nearly unconscious and drop him into the infamous pool.I fill it with liquid nitrogen.To stay sure he'll be frozen and not able move if his heal factor try to heal back him.
Strike 5.

I don't think so.

I'd own batman, dude.

The guy isn't invincible, he can be out matched.

He can be out speeded.

He can be tricked.

He can be sepceptible to a powerful well placed punch.

His bones can be snapped.

He can breathe.

He can bleed.

He can die!

AS for daredevil and cap.

I'd beat the hell out of daredevil cause I'd make a lot of loud false noises to trick his senses, then come in fast and move around alot to throw him off, and let him come in to fight, since he is sometimes a hot head.

I'd surprise him as soon as he was hotheaded enough to come in to attack.

Cap, He gets the same treatment.
Only difference is he gets to physically see me kick his ass with his eyeballs.

If he grabs me,
he pulls back a nub, cause he will be handicapped.
Unless you think his limbs can't be snapped by someone with martial-arts training and who over head presses 400 lbs.
I think that qualifies me as someone who can get that quick wrist/elbow/leg snap on cap.

That rhymes.

Snap on cap.

Yeah, I'd snap on cap, then I'd snap cap in pieces.

That is unless you're finna tell me "his bones have been blessed by God to be unbreakable".

Yeah,, and I'm the king of motha****in' england.

Captain America
Living Legend wants to know who killed all this men who fought at his side during all this years.
Tricks I used before will not work on him.He already knows how I've killed his friends.
I'll use a simple plan with, simple, fast, painless.
Cap is having breakfast in the restaurant where he goes every morning.
He's eating pancakes and other things of the classical breakfast.
A pity I have to ruin a place where are cooked such good things.
I throw a napalm bomb on the entrance, then I pull out a rocket launcher charged with LAV rockets, and shoot in Cap's direction.
I can't see him between smoke, flames and debris.
To be sure he's dead, one of my henchmen drive into the restaurant a truck trasponrting fuel.He get out screaming.I detonate the bomb on the truck.
To be really sure, I make the entire building collapsing, I've placed bombs on every supporting pylon.
But Cap is known for his survival skills.
I simply check around in the debris.
I got knocked back from a round metallic thing.
He's all over me, and punch me away.
I get up with a flip, stomp kick him in mid air, a cross punch a hook one.He's stunned, injured, defenseless.I pick up the shield.
Funny, I'll behead him with his shield.
I kick him on the head, the do the job.In a real fight, he'll beat me after a minute, lucky for me, it was a prep time fight.
Strike 5.

h2h most characters would own anyone. Know one on here could take batman

Originally posted by DrDoom101
im thinking maybe i could spend 10 years in the Air Force. I could probably pay them as much money they need to build a kick-ass jet that can fly 375 mph with 15 missiles and two automatic machine guns with 220 bullets each to fight the X-men with their ship

I could take him... out to lunch.

It would be half an hour of me pressuring him to admit he's Batman over a subway sandwich.

Batman throws a grenade and drops some knockout gas. Tricked? With genius level intellect and decades of experience? By you? I doubt it. You're gonna outfight Lady Shiva too, I guess, if you can put Batman down that fast. You've been training for at least 20,000 years now right JP?

Daredevil jumps from a roof and kicks your skull in. Seriously, you're getting into the realm of super senses here. How do you plan on beating him with speed? Honestly, I'd like to know. 100 hand ninjas are way weaker than they used to be.

Cap throws his shield from 100 yards and decapitates you. He's pulled off WAY harder shots. Even without, dude benches a half ton. A couple of shots would knock pretty much anyone out. I definitely expect NO one's ever tried to grab his arm. Cuz if they had, he'd definitely have had both of em broken many a time by now. You're talking about a guy who was getting pumped to fight Hulk with a broken leg. Honestly.

Watcha gonna do?

Maybe not with those pot head writers making him a god.

But with no writers he is just batman, not "batgod", so I'd klick his ass worse than john paul valley did.

[Batman talkin' about fight with JP]

Batman:"Alfred, I knew all these styles of martial-arts, but I just wasn't fast enough for him. I threw a punch and he blocked it and countered as quickly as I had thrown it, I barely saw his fist, his reflexes were like Bruce Lee, everytime I blinked he hit me all I saw was him standing there, and I felt punches, but couldn't see them.

I threw a kick, but he caught it, and as I tried to come around with a reverse he just threw caught my other leg and threw me into the wall.

I got up staggered only to see him rush in, I attempted to counter him by throwing a punch, which he blocked and jab me like 5 or 6 times before I could even react.

The punches felt like being hit by sledgehammers.

After about 2 minutes, my head was swelling like it wanted to explode.

I tried desperatley for one last assault by rushing in and flipping over him, but he just hit me while I was in mid flipp.
I don't remember much after that.

Only him walkin' off as I blacked out.

Originally posted by The True Fear
h2h most characters would own anyone. Know one on here could take batman

Kevil and JP have been telling us they would beat up Bats and Daredevil for the last 6 months

i could probably take on Eddie Brock if i had a weapons same with bane
also beast and i could end up in bed with all the hot women

Originally posted by jplatinum
so I'd klick his ass worse than john paul valley did.

Azrael? He'd beat your ass faster than than the olympic assbeating champion from Assbeatia.