Guys you could take with prep

Started by jplatinum7 pages

Batman isn't the fastest person on earth, not real earth, you dumbass.

And who the hell would stand there and let daredevil jump off a roof and kick them in the head(only in the comic books, cause those guys are idiots who let him do shit like that)

I'd move out of the way ans speed attack him til he was a pile of bloody mass on the street.

Damn, you actually believe shit like someone standing there and letting some body in a brightass red costume jump off a roof and kick them in the head, dude.

ARe you in 3'rd grade!?!

Originally posted by jplatinum
Batman isn't the fastest person on earth, not real earth, you dumbass.

Are we going to go through you trying to lower comic book characters to real world standards again?

I could beat batman, heres what i do..........

I sneak up on him, he senses me coming , too late. BAM. I elbow him in the face, breaking his nose. When Batman starts crying. BAM I hit him in the testicles with a shotgun. The I hit him round the back of the head. Then I make robin come in and kick batman around abit ( Robin would have some bottled up agression towards him cos he went all pedophilic on robin) Then I would shot robin in the head with the shotgun. Batman is still cryin cos now he got a broken nose, no testicles and got beat and called a pedo by robin, batman is emotionally broken so he is at his weakest point. He looks up to see me drive the Batmobile over his feet. I then fire the missles up his butt and blow him up.

I think my fight is incredibly realistic 😛

Especially the missile sodomy

yes 😂

Oh well if your that amazing Can i contact dana white of the ufc and tell what kind of fighter i have got for him. chuck liddell will piss his pants when he hears of your amazing strength and speed. 😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by jplatinum
Batman isn't the fastest person on earth, not real earth, you dumbass.

And who the hell would stand there and let daredevil jump off a roof and kick them in the head(only in the comic books, cause those guys are idiots who let him do shit like that)

I'd move out of the way ans speed attack him til he was a pile of bloody mass on the street.

Damn, you actually believe shit like someone standing there and letting some body in a brightass red costume jump off a roof and kick them in the head, dude.

ARe you in 3'rd grade!?!

could you kick his ass?

Absolutely any comic character. All I need is an eraser.😖hifty:

Originally posted by Darth_Erebus
Absolutely any comic character. All I need is an eraser.😖hifty:

who didnt see that shit comin

Originally posted by The True Fear
who didnt see that shit comin

I used it a couple of similar threads back stragely 😕

Originally posted by The True Fear
Oh well if your that amazing Can i contact dana white of the ufc and tell what kind of fighter i have got for him. chuck liddell will piss his pants when he hears of your amazing strength and speed. 😆 😆 😆

😂 my speed or strength isnt amazing, if you read mine closely you noticed I won cos, i used the fact that Batman started crying to my advantage 😂

I was talking to JP

Originally posted by Whirlysplatt
Kevil and JP have been telling us they would beat up Bats and Daredevil for the last 6 months

In Marvel world, DD is a peak human but is a one-man army, so is Bat.
I'm one strong and skilled guy, but a one man army?Not yet.
I kinda forgot that DD and Bat usually takes guys like me everyday.

This needs a bump.

Go read the first post for stipulations...

😄

Unlimited resources? I have myself a new space station made. Stocked with enough supplies to last me and plenty of others the rest of our lives.

I then detonate a nuclear device capable of wiping out all life on the planet. Or better yet, actually DESTROYING the planet itself. Anyone below herald level's gone.

Alternatively, instead of a nuclear device (which would require A HUGE payload), I could use anti-matter. It's expensive as hell, but it exists real-world, and can be manufactured. With infinite resources, I could procure a, theoretically, infinite supply.

And, of course, an infinite supply is more than enough to obliterate the Earth.

I plant a time bomb on Soljer's space station. vin

Spoiler:
Then move to Mars

Unlimited resources?

I could take anyone below cosmic level.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
I plant a time bomb on Soljer's space station. vin

Spoiler:
Then move to Mars

Mars dun already got blown-ed up, son!

Originally posted by Soljer
Mars dun already got blown-ed up, son!

nahuh

I'm on Mars 2. 13