Deck's Momentous Rhymes

I decided to write some rhymes. Enjoy

Randomness Playfulness

Straight to the head
Made fun of that rasta with those long-ass dreads
Wrote the lyrics in my special den
With my mental paper and purple pen
Stick by the rules, don't go over there
Went outside and got attacked by the Bizzy, bizzy bear
Watch out for the old man, he speaks with a draugh
Tried to rob the guy and he bust out like Quick Draw McGraw
Told the Docta to get my watch and my rocket
He tried to act tough, so he kept something special in his back pocket
Couldn't blame him, I would do the same
But those thugs across the street are only doing it for the fame
Their always on the block
One day they got me mad and 20 minutes later they all got out lined with forensic chalk detective

Any comments?

haha nice 😛

Dooney booney goon drops
Coldfire saw my rhymes and all she did was flip flops
Pushed through the Nile river, all I heard was "Deck! Row it!"
Came back alive, now your listening to a deep thought of a poet
Clap some one, now your in
Talked to Gizza and he said "Now your in"
Told SpellJammer,took out a dress, I thought he was Lil Kim
Took out my magnifying glass to solve the mystery
Mistah Bush did the murder. It couldn't be!
Put on two boxing gloves and started jabbing like Ali
After the fight he asked me about the price of gasoline
Wednesday came upon me
Walked through Cali, a strange guy came up to me and said "Want a injecty?"

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Dooney booney goon drops
Coldfire saw my rhymes and all she did was flip flops
Pushed through the Nile river, all I heard was "Deck! Row it!"
Came back alive, now your listening to a deep thought of a poet
Clap some one, now your in
Talked to Gizza and he said "Now your in"
Told SpellJammer,took out a dress, I thought he was Lil Kim
Took out my magnifying glass to solve the mystery
Mistah Bush did the murder. It couldn't be!
Put on two boxing gloves and started jabbing like Ali
After the fight he asked me about the price of gasoline
Wednesday came upon me
Walked through Cali, a strange guy came up to me and said "Want a injecty?"

As well as writing rhymes I shall also write poems and quotes. From Deck himself

"An apple a day will keep da docta away, but a girl a day will probably make you lose your virginity everyday"

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
As well as writing rhymes I shall also write poems and quotes. From Deck himself

"An apple a day will keep da docta away, but a girl a day will probably make you lose your virginity everyday"

Originally posted by Fëanor
...or a very bad case of the itch!

Nah I'm only kidding 😛

Drinks and Thinks

Went to the club, bought a girl some Heineken
All she said "Much obliged friend"
Six thirty in the morning I was feeling all wheezy
Saw two girls in the corner getting all busy
Heard a explosion outside, must have been a villain
Took out my magnifying glass and all he said "The Inspectah again!"
Couldn't really blame him, guy look like he had a nasty case of famine
Drank some tea and looked for the clues
Got tired a smoked a cigar, then before I knew it, it was those guys in blue
They told me "You have a right to remain silence"
With a nightstick to my head I said was "No no no. Please no need for violence"

Originally posted by Coldfire
*snickers* of course you'd know all about that eh Julian?

Nah I'm only kidding 😛

they say truth is hidden behind a veil of humour!!

Originally posted by Fëanor
AH hahahahahhah *trails off*

they say truth is hidden behind a veil of humour!!

Originally posted by Coldfire
grow a sense of humor hun 🙄 lol

Humor is a Jem

Humor is like a jem. It varies from bright diamonds to dull sapphires. But each is unique and special as the next"

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Humor is a Jem

Humor is like a jem. It varies from bright diamonds to dull sapphires. But each is unique and special as the next"

Originally posted by Coldfire
grow a sense of humor hun 🙄 lol

Originally posted by Fëanor
oh hey!!! since have you known me to NOT have a sense of humour?!? Hmm?

Is that a rhetorical question?

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Is that a rhetorical question?

would you like it to be??

Originally posted by Fëanor
oh hey!!! since when have you known me to NOT have a sense of humour?!? Hmm?

Originally posted by Coldfire
mmm... Whenever I make jokes at your expense? 😛

Originally posted by Fëanor
I KNEW IT!!!!!! 😄

sure you are! 😛