Deck's Momentous Rhymes

Gun Galore

Went to to da Gat shop on 241st Street
Walked to the entrance with a limp, there I saw a freak
H asked if I wanted some Yayo, put the 44 to his head, I saw sweat tricking down his cheek
That's why I drink tea and Tanqueray
To keep my unstable anger down at bay
Tried different alternatives, no otha way
Saw Watson with a million boxes of cookies, he said "No Deck, this is for the community"
Ten minutes later put on my mask, went to Dunkin Dougnuts and shouted with a british accent "Put your hands up! This a robbery!"

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
"Just came from a hard day at the office
Went straight to the my bed to get some healthy rest
All of a sudden heard a glass break downstairs
Was so tired all I muttered was "Who's down there?"
Then a mask villain cracked open the door by surprise
Grabbed my magnifying glass and turned off the lights so I could hide
Jumped right out the window, got hundred pieces of glass in my afro
Ran down the block if I had a hundred glasses of adrenaline
But me stiff like I had to much Hennasin
Turned around and saw the mask villainy behind
Guy was floating on no knees and repeatedly said "Put me where you found me""

I don't get it 😕

Originally posted by Fëanor
shrug well i don't 🤨

Originally posted by Syren
I don't get it 😕

Read carefully

*reads carefully*

*still doesn't get it*

cry

Read some more

From the ends of da world to each coast
Solved every mystery, the competition is not even half close
My dude Watson put to much suga in his tea, he had an overdose
Had my glass at my waist and the pipe in my back pocket
Any crime doer try to mess with me, I'll get da 44 and explode like a rocket
Went to da Tea Shop to grab a bite
Some guy tried to rob da store, I got up and put my glass in mouth and asked him what it taste like
Kids these days wanna live in a secret den
That's why they rock colors and ask to be made men
But it's not th reason why I go parties to drink some Gin
The planet betta prepare for the new Inspectah Order
Sticked to peoples mind like I'm Peta Parker

Now you're just being lazy schmoll

Originally posted by Coldfire
well there were certain... ummmm... times when you were... mmmm.... let's just say you weren't on your best behaviour 😉

Originally posted by Syren
Now you're just being lazy schmoll

How so? 😂

? hmmmm lyricism. a change from my normal readings... intriguing, friend.

😂

You just are. And mean cry 😗

"Creativity is in the eye of da beholder"

😂

Originally posted by Fëanor
oh right! 😄 i didn't see you complaining!!! and as i recall...😖hifty:

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
"Creativity is in the eye of da beholder"

Yeah, and you're the beholder. For everyone else, your audience, we're left with ignorance 😛

Originally posted by Syren
Yeah, and you're the beholder. For everyone else, your audience, we're left with ignorance 😛

No, you are left with a mystery Inspectah Deck must solve detective

Supa dupa goon drops

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
No, you are left with a mystery Inspectah Deck must solve detective

And we're back to square one. I asked you to 'solve' it in the first place tongue12