Superman vs. Hulk

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No it wasnt like that Hulk got to an anger level he never been to before because he thought that Gladiator was trying to kill his son.

Originally posted by Wolverine2006
No it wasnt like that Hulk got to an anger level he never been to before because he thought that Gladiator was trying to kill his son.

*sigh* 🙄

Seriously, there's no way Hulk could beat Superman. The Hulk fanboys are having trouble realizing that while Hulk is fast, yes, he only goes about 400mph when he's SUPER pissed. Superman on the other hand, can fly at 186,000 miles per second (speed of light) which is 669,600,000 miles per hour! That means that Superman is litterally 1,674,000 times faster than Hulk! Give me that advantage alone over Hulk, and I'd destroy him.

There is also the thing about Hulk being stronger than Superman. Well, yes, he has the POTENTIAL to be stronger, but it would probably take him litterally hours to get to that point. I mean, even Post-Crisis Superman is holding black holes IN THE PALM OF HIS HAND! He also is still pulling the moon out of its gravitational force. Hulk fans keep saying that when he lifted that 150 billion ton mountain, it was so cool. Well, let's compare: holding a black hole in the palm of one's hand and pulling the moon out of its gravitational force>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>lifting a 150 billion ton mountain. Superman has also taken down guys much tougher than Hulk before anyways (Darkseid, Lobo, Mongol, etc...).

Superman at full blood lusted should have little to no problems with Hulk because that would mean he would utilize his abilities to the FULLEST POTENTIAL. In bloodlusted state, I don't see the reason as to why this fight would last any longer than a couple of seconds. Superman is a guy who does not like to kill and will hold himself back in damn near every encounter. He only likes to test foe's fighting skills out before he could run the risk of killing them by going all out. Well written and with Superman using his powers to the fullest degree, he would utterly destroy Hulk with no problems at all.

Superman is also more versatile with his powers by a mile and a half. He could blast Hulk's skin off using laser vision which is incalcuably hot. While Hulk's skin I believe can withstand temperatures of up to 4000 degrees Celsius (Forgot if it was Celsius or Fahrenheit. Correct me if I'm wrong.), Superman can make his heat vision litterally go hotter than any means of scientific measurement can calculate. His heat vision has also been shown to be able to blow up planets as well. He's also got ice breath which people usually seem to forget that he has. His ice breath is powerful enough to freeze entire oceans with ease. He even demonstrated one time when he did not even want to deal with fighting Wonder Woman, that he just froze that crap outta her and was done with it. Superman has also got a nifty little trick called vibrating his molecules. He can vibrate his molecules to become intangible or invisible. So he could just walk right through any attack that Hulk ever threw at him.

So, as any rational person can see, Superman should litterally win an encounter with Hulk every single damn time. Even two Hulks shouldn't present a problem to him. To say otherwise is just picking favorites and not being logical. From the above reasons, Superman wins this encounter 10/10.

Thats alot of writing before I read it I'm going to post some pics of the comic. Theres also one where Gladiator flies Hulk up into space and Hulk claps his head and I forget what happens after that.

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5medOntEywsBKbyjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12kncc8ke/EXP=1149013021/**http%3a//img55.photobucket.com/albums/v168/clonehulk/Gladiator.jpg

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Originally posted by Wolverine2006
Thats alot of writing before I read it I'm going to post some pics of the comic. Theres also one where Gladiator flies Hulk up into space and Hulk claps his head and I forget what happens after that.

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5medOntEywsBKbyjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12kncc8ke/EXP=1149013021/**http%3a//img55.photobucket.com/albums/v168/clonehulk/Gladiator.jpg

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mgQO3tEygYB5Z2jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12lcj5mu9/EXP=1149013136/**http%3a//img55.photobucket.com/albums/v168/clonehulk/Gladiator2.jpg

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mwoO3tEMAMBEzqjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12l9j8ooo/EXP=1149013160/**http%3a//img55.photobucket.com/albums/v168/clonehulk/Gladiator3.jpg

Yep, that's jobbing to make Hulk look better. 😉

Here's Hulk healing and this takes place in seconds

http://img130.exs.cx/img130/3038/Healing.jpg

Superman wins 10/10. 😉

Originally posted by Soujaboy
They'll be here tomorrow 🏴‍☠️ "HULK SMASH"

I don't think there are nearly as many Hulk fanboys as there used to be here since the Hulk Forum was taken out.

Originally posted by spetznaz
Well, compared to Cyclops the Hulk is no slouch when it comes to speed.
Compared to Jubilee the Hulk is a freakin' speedster!
Compared to prof.X the Hulk is the epitome of velocity!

After all, the Hulk can run at around 300mph.
And that is very fast .....he can outrun any current production sports car for instance.

However compared to SUPERMAN (not prof.X, not Jubilee, not Cyclops ....not even your fave rice-burner tuner) the Hulk is AS SLOW AS MOLASSES!

The Hulk goes at 300mph.
Superman can go at speeds that oscillate between a fraction of lightspeed to (in some portrayals) lightspeed plus.

How are the two even comparable? In any way form or manner?

Anyways, it is amazing that this thread is still going on. The Hulk is simply not a match for Superman .....it is actually a tad bit ludicrous to have them on the same billing.

Seriously .....you are putting a person whose main offensive arsenal is strength (and nothing else, and thus severely uni-dimensional) against someone who is one of the most omni-dimensional characters in comics!

It is actually funny.

This is how Superman can lose (note: He has to do all of them for it to work):

1) He (Superman) decides to provoke the Hulk for a considerable period of time so as to let the Hulk's anger reach a crescendo
2) He decides to not fly.
3) Decides to not use any of his speed
4) Decides not to use any of his superior sensory perceptions (which could make him actually fight the Hulk blindfolded, and win, since he could keep tabs on the Green One easily using anything ranging from superhearing to feeling air-pressure shunts)
5) Decides not to use any of his offensive array of options
6) Decides to just stand there and let the Hulk pound on him
7) Decides to operate at a level of intellect that is equal to that of the Hulk (i.e he decides to act as stupid as the Hulk is when he is really mad)

Do all of those things and then the Hulk has a chance.

BUT, under KMC rules (with both characters doing their best), Superman wins 10/10 .....everytime.
Goodness, as someone else posted this is a thread pitting the Hulk against a character with the strength of a REALLY pissed off Hulk, with speed approaching Flash level, one of the top most invulnerabilities, top level flight, and more offensive capability than most X-men teamups!

Goodness. This IS a spite thread .....the Hulk fans just don't know that it is. And that is probably the most ironic (and seriously hilarious) aspect of this thread. For a host of logical reasons this is a spite thread, but the Hulk fans just don't realize that.

^^^

I'd like to see what spetz thinks of Superman vs Juggernaut.

Aight I researched and Hulk has beaten Thor 5 times and Thor has only won twice.

Originally posted by Accel
I'd like to see what spetz thinks of Superman vs Juggernaut.
find the thread and you will get some info

Thats because hulk has another hidden power known as the jobber aura. As soon as Superman comes close, it will affect him and turn him into a retard.

Originally posted by Wolverine2006
Aight I researched and Hulk has beaten Thor 5 times and Thor has only won twice.

So? Thor using all of his powers to his fullest degree would murder Hulk 10/10. Hulk has just about the biggest jobber aura of anybody.

Perhaps but these are old, old comics and in all comicdom Hulk has beaten Thor more times than Thor has beaten him.

I'm starting to think Hulk has a chance. Jobber aura is a powerful weapon.

Originally posted by batdude123
So? Thor using all of his powers to his fullest degree would murder Hulk 10/10. Hulk has just about the biggest jobber aura of anybody.

Now i wouldn't go THAT far (about the jobbing part, not about Thor beating him). Hulk is very powerful physically. Many people, including Hulk have feats that would possibly put them at sky-father level.

Originally posted by Wolverine2006
Perhaps but these are old, old comics and in all comicdom Hulk has beaten Thor more times than Thor has beaten him.

So? The times he's beaten Thor was when Thor used Mjolnir as a club to bash Hulk rather than using it for its true purpose.

Originally posted by Accel
Now i wouldn't go THAT far (about the jobbing part, not about Thor beating him). Hulk is very powerful physically. Many people, including Hulk have feats that would possibly put them at sky-father level.

Superman wins 10/10. 😉

Thor wriiten at full potentiol can beat almost anybody. Useing all his powers.

Originally posted by A.J
Thor wriiten at full potentiol can beat almost anybody. Useing all his powers.
got his ass kicked by supes