Superman vs. Hulk

Started by Stoic444 pages

^ Sounds almost like something Gladiator attempted to do to the Hulk, and wound up getting nailed for it.

Except DC doesn't care for Hulk, such BS would not happen against Superman.

Originally posted by carver9
CIS is a terrible rule to play with. Superman would fight in character and with that said, as soon as he flies in to punch Hulk, this fight will turn out worse than what V&V Despero did to Superman.
The way you see "in character" is moronic because its only how the comics are written to give more enjoyment for the reader. We are not trying to sell a comic here...

Originally posted by Placidity
Except DC doesn't care for Hulk, such BS would not happen against Superman.

There was once this turd called Eiling and he.....

Originally posted by Stoic
So for the record, you are saying that the Hulk would not get in one hit, or be able to challenge Superman at all, despite Superman having been hit by slower characters than himself consistently throughout the history of the character right? Let me remind you that Gladiator who may be actually faster than Superman was beaten nearly to death, by the Hulk when he was dying.

If a character needs PiS and CiS to win then you know he is weaker than his opponent.

Originally posted by Badabing

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I see it kind of like this. Hulk won't be touching Supes if Supes plays it smart and does not want him to, like the video showed.

But with CIS on after speed blitzing and KO'ing Hulk, Supes will take his time, fly around, and then be surprised Hulk is already getting up again, at which point Hulk will get his licks in.

Otherwise with CIS off he will just Combo Hulk with multiple planet shattering punches plus Heat Vision, then bfr him into space.

Originally posted by Sabro
If a character needs PiS and CiS to win then you know he is weaker than his opponent.

You know the meaning of PIS and CIS tends to wear rather thin after a particular character defies that opinion of them. Sentry like Superman should have never been hit, nor Gladiator, or the many other speedsters that the Hulk has tagged throughout his history, but there it was on panel happening time and again.

With Plot Induced Stupidity on, then obviously no one would win. They would fight like morons and conclude the battle as a draw with some lame excuse after a long showoff meaningless fight, because the writers don't want to piss their fanbase off, and they want to use the characters in more comics to earn more money... Why would we even consider how the comicbook writers would try to prolong this battle?

If we are going to talk about who would actually win, then the answer would be superman.

The battle starts...Hulk engulfs himself in his OMNI attack like he always does. Superman tries to heat vision and ice breath him from a distance, its not doing CRAP to the Hulk, he's literally just standing there laughing. Superman flies in to finish it with his fist and gets hit by an omni blast that knocked 4 Heralds off of Hulk. The blast daze Superman...Hulk hits Superman one time, it take all the energy from Supes...he has never been hit so hard. Hulk hits him again, Superman is out on the ground knocked the hell out. Hulk then proceeds at stepping on his head, killing him.

Hulk wins 10/10.

People pretending that Superman is unhittable doesn't know anything about the character...this isn't Flash and even if it was, Flash gets hit all the time as well. A simple thunder clap from Hulk could take Superman out of the fight. This USE to be a fight when it was Savage Hulk, that is no more. Hulk kills Superman or any other Herald in his tier.

Originally posted by Stoic
So for the record, you are saying that the Hulk would not get in one hit, or be able to challenge Superman at all, despite Superman having been hit by slower characters than himself consistently throughout the history of the character right? Let me remind you that Gladiator who may be actually faster than Superman was beaten nearly to death, by the Hulk when he was dying.

Gladitor isn't superman. Try some combat speed feats from him and compare. Lulz at the rest.

If you all want to ignore CIS...I would be glad to open up the Thor vs Superman thread and say that Thor beats Superman 10/10 via soul suck, energy drain or bfring when we know Thor rarely takes this route. I could easily say that Surfer beats Superman 10/10 via creating knite, red sunlight, a black hole in his brain...etc, etc, when we know Surfer rarely if ever go this route. Superman would basically not have a chance against most heralds if we ignore CIS. Hell, Firelord could pull a 10/10. HELL, Super Skrull could pull a 10/10. Hell, Sue Richards can pull a 10/10 against Superman.

Like I've stated before, CIS is a b***** sometimes. Let's not ignore it because you don't want a character to win.

Originally posted by abhilegend
LOL at the attempt to lowball by citing V&V.

I was the one that did that and its nothing wrong with citing.that when it was pretty obvious Superman was fighting someone much stronger than him. That's what happens when you fight someone out of your tier...you get one shotted. Just like WWH fighting Zeus, someone that was out of his tier which resulted in him getting slaughtered.

Originally posted by carver9
The battle starts...Hulk engulfs himself in his OMNI attack like he always does. Superman tries to heat vision and ice breath him from a distance, its not doing CRAP to the Hulk, he's literally just standing there laughing. Superman flies in to finish it with his fist and gets hit by an omni blast that knocked 4 Heralds off of Hulk. The blast daze Superman...Hulk hits Superman one time, it take all the energy from Supes...he has never been hit so hard. Hulk hits him again, Superman is out on the ground knocked the hell out. Hulk then proceeds at stepping on his head, killing him.

Hulk wins 10/10.

People pretending that Superman is unhittable doesn't know anything about the character...this isn't Flash and even if it was, Flash gets hit all the time as well. A simple thunder clap from Hulk could take Superman out of the fight. This USE to be a fight when it was Savage Hulk, that is no more. Hulk kills Superman or any other Herald in his tier.


Nice fanfic.
Originally posted by carver9
If you all want to ignore CIS...I would be glad to open up the Thor vs Superman thread and say that Thor beats Superman 10/10 via soul suck, energy drain or bfring when we know Thor rarely takes this route. I could easily say that Surfer beats Superman 10/10 via creating knite, red sunlight, a black hole in his brain...etc, etc, when we know Surfer rarely if ever go this route. Superman would basically not have a chance against most heralds if we ignore CIS. Hell, Firelord could pull a 10/10. HELL, Super Skrull could pull a 10/10. Hell, Sue Richards can pull a 10/10 against Superman.

Like I've stated before, CIS is a b***** sometimes. Let's not ignore it because you don't want a character to win.


Kal vibrates at faster than nano-second reflexes and pulls out their hearts or sings them out of existence. What do you think surfer fanboys do in a superman vs surfer thread? Don't be mad cuz no one buys your bullshit.

Originally posted by carver9
I was the one that did that and its nothing wrong with citing.that when it was pretty obvious Superman was fighting someone much stronger than him. That's what happens when you fight someone out of your tier...you get one shotted. Just like WWH fighting Zeus, someone that was out of his tier which resulted in him getting slaughtered.

I'm on a phone, shit happens. Superman has also koed two guys in the same fashion, lobo and PC Mon-EL. Guess who is out of their depth here if we go by that route?

Originally posted by abhilegend
Nice fanfic.

Kal vibrates at faster than nano-second reflexes and pulls out their hearts or sings them out of existence. Don't be mad cuz no one buys your bullshit.

No fanfic...what I posted is the truth.

Show me Kal punching through Heralds. I can show you Firelord manipulating solar energy, something that Superman is made out of. I can show you Super Skrull shielding himself creating bubbles in the brain. I can show you Sue shielding herself, creating bubbles in the brain/body...I can show you Surfer manipulating energy as well, creating Black Hole, etc, etc...I can show you Thor soul sucking, bfring, energy draining, and the list goes on. Minus CIS, people like Gladiator, Wonder Woman, and Superman wouldn't have a fighting chance against most Heralds...deal with it.

Lol at you using him singing DARKSEID out of existence...so many people have corrected you on this. Lol yet again.

Originally posted by abhilegend
I'm on a phone, shit happens. Superman has also koed two guys in the same fashion, lobo and PC Mon-EL. Guess who is out of their depth here if we go by that route?

Lobo powers fluctuate like hell...the guy hurt his hand punching Darkseid. PC Monel? Are you talking about the fight where Superman was getting thrashed and decided to throw him face first to the ground? That wasn't a one shot since Superman landed licks before this and I wouldnt even want to site that fight if I were you since Superman was getting dominated the entire time.

Originally posted by carver9
No fanfic...what I posted is the truth.

Show me Kal punching through Heralds. I can show you Firelord manipulating solar energy, something that Superman is made out of. I can show you Super Skrull shielding himself creating bubbles in the brain. I can show you Sue shielding herself, creating bubbles in the brain/body...I can show you Surfer manipulating energy as well, creating Black Hole, etc, etc...I can show you Thor soul sucking, bfring, energy draining, and the list goes on. Minus CIS, people like Gladiator, Wonder Woman, and Superman wouldn't have a fighting chance against most Heralds...deal with it.

Lol at you using him singing DARKSEID out of existence...so many people have corrected you on this. Lol yet again.


Maybe in carverworld, not in real world though. I can show you superman KILLING heralds in a single shot, dominating trans-tiers, thrashing skyfathers, shattering the body of a being equal to source, but to what avail? You would lowball him like you always do.
Originally posted by carver9
Lobo powers fluctuate like hell...the guy hurt his hand punching Darkseid. PC Monel? Are you talking about the fight where Superman was getting thrashed and decided to throw him face first to the ground? That wasn't a one shot since Superman landed licks before this and I wouldnt even want to site that fight if I were you since Superman was getting dominated the entire time.

Nice attempt to lowballing.

Lulz at your attempt to lowball a SUFFOCATING superman koing valor in a single slam.

Originally posted by carver9
If you all want to ignore CIS...I would be glad to open up the Thor vs Superman thread and say that Thor beats Superman 10/10 via soul suck, energy drain or bfring when we know Thor rarely takes this route. I could easily say that Surfer beats Superman 10/10 via creating knite, red sunlight, a black hole in his brain...etc, etc, when we know Surfer rarely if ever go this route. Superman would basically not have a chance against most heralds if we ignore CIS. Hell, Firelord could pull a 10/10. HELL, Super Skrull could pull a 10/10. Hell, Sue Richards can pull a 10/10 against Superman.

Like I've stated before, CIS is a b***** sometimes. Let's not ignore it because you don't want a character to win.

If we did that Hulk wouldn't even make it to the herald league.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Maybe in carverworld, not in real world though. I can show you superman KILLING heralds in a single shot, dominating trans-tiers, thrashing skyfathers, shattering the body of a being equal to source, but to what avail? You would lowball him like you always do.

Nice attempt to lowballing.

Lulz at your attempt to lowball a SUFFOCATING superman koing valor in a single slam.

No need to lowball when everything I have said is true. Firelord statements is true, Sue, Super Skrull, Thor, Surfer... Gladiator, Hyperion, Superman, and Wonder Woman would lose a 10/10 against these people with CIS off if I just wanted to throw sh** out there forgetting the characters mindset...basically turning them into Zombies. Without using the retarded way of debating (not calling you retarded) and actually looking at how these people stack up, how these people fight...without resorted to a CBR fashion of debate that basically wipes the character mindset away from them...NOT making these characters fight in a way you only dream about...I would give Superman a 10/10 against both Super Skrull and Sue...I would give Superman a 6 or 7/10 against Firelord, I would give Surfer 8/10 against Supes, and I would give Superman 6/10 against Thor.

Using the robot versions of each...all of them pull a 10/10 against Superman. Firelord wraps himself up in "non yellow sunlight that was hot enough to rip through Surfer" and then proceeds at draining Supes like hes playing checkers with a 6 yr old. The rest, I've already explained.

As for this thread...Hulk stomps.

Originally posted by Sabro
If we did that Hulk wouldn't even make it to the herald league.

I know because he would still be above it since no Herald can hurt him minus bfring. Stop creating characters in a image that you would like for them to be at and actually look at the way they truly perform. A thunderclap from Hulk would take out most Heralds...his OMNI blast alone would wreck them and his fist would destroy them. You all were the one debating in that fashion...don't try to throw your crazy way of debating on me.