The Galactic Empire vs. The Covenant

Originally posted by Twilight Janick
As far as we're concerned, it's the closest to neutrality site that we got about Star Trek versus Star Wars. Stardestroyer.net is the most rabidly pro-Wars site for any pro-Wars site.

Stardestroyer.net is logically sound, too. The site was made in order to compile data on how just out of the ballpark at win for the Federation against the Empire really was.

There seems to be very few fictional organizations that can take out the Empire.

My secret devout followers of the one TRUE Force God - No... not NJO Luke... but in truth, the omnipotent C-3P0. We can take on the Empire. Down with Artoo! Down with the Jawas!

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I had such high hopes for you too.

Finish him!

*Sics elite sith jawas*

*hits Deus over the head with a magic marker*

Ha!

*puts hand on the Jawas head and holds them back*

Jawa air raid!

Bomb zem!

Beginning Hunter-Jawa mode.

Meet my latest creation...

Exar Simus Ragnos. Mwahahahahahahaha!

Attack the Jawas!

Artoo sez bring it, heretic!

*Exar Simus Ragnos winks and Artoo disintigrates*

Artoo is invincible. Nothing can defeat him.

Artoo is invincible beyond invincible. He simply beeps and the entire fabric of eternity is destroyed.

Oh yeah, well... Well... Exar Simus Ragnos has the ability to make things vulnerable! Ha!

Not Artoo.

Where do you think Sith powers come from?

I lied... I don't worship C-3P0. It is Jar Jar whom I serve! Darth Jar Jar, the TRUE Dark Lord of the Sith. It was 'he' who manipulated Palpatine. MWahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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Yousa gonna die!

Artoo's eternal and sworn enemy. The Dark Lord of the Dark Things. Darth Jar Jar Binks aka Darth Mesa Clumsy! Lol. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Death to the enemy!

Only two things in the known universe can stop Artoo.

Dead Batteries and Astromech porn.