SpellJammer's nursery rhyme time.

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SpellJammer's nursery rhyme time.

Just request it, and SpellJammer will make you a personalized nursery rhyme..

ok go and it better rhyme or else I will be like mister T and I pitty da fewl

Make me one!!!

Um... 😐

Originally posted by soleran30
ok go and it better rhyme or else I will be like mister T and I pitty da fewl

soleran30 watched Paris Hilton, with a smirk very snide.
While innocent lives couldn't get past the current and the tide.
Hurricane Katerina, left New Orleans wet and dirty.
Much like the underpants of solran30..

Originally posted by Spelljammer
Just request it, and SpellJammer will make you a personalized nursery rhyme..

Go on then.

Dont be too harsh with me though.

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
Make me one!!!

Raven Guardia is so sweet.
On Haloween her kiss is a treat.
When she walks into a room it turns up the heat.
You just want to get her under your sheet.
But even if you were to meet.
Jason would tell you she'd never cheat.
There's your trick *****, you've been beat.

You could do one for me if you wanted... I'd quite like to read one.... (I'm that bored)

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Go on then.

Dont be too harsh with me though.


Kharmah wheel turns.
Hellfire burns.
Kharmah knows what's best for you.
As long as you do what you're suppose to do.
Kharmah stinks too.
And he'll find some way to blame you.
Why oh why can't Kharmah just take a bath?
Would he rather feel God's wrath?

Originally posted by Spelljammer
Kharmah wheel turns.
Hellfire burns.
Kharmah knows what's best for you.
As long as you do what you're suppose to do.
Kharmah stinks too.
And he'll find some way to blame you.
Why oh why can't Kharmah just take a bath?
Would he rather feel God's wrath?

Correction, hun: Kharhmah's a lass.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
You could do one for me if you wanted... I'd quite liek to read one.... (I'm that bored)

Spoony is a loony.
Who likes to watch the Goonies.
He should move to New York.
To meet his gay lover Fork.
But then they'll divorce four months later.
Because Fork was a big hater.
Which made poor Spoony go COMPLETELY loony.
And now the white-coat men don't let him watch the Goonies..

Change, change the form of man.
Free the prince forever damned.
Free the might from fleshy mire.
Boil the blood in heart of fire.
Gone, gone the form of man,
and rise the demon Etrigan!

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Correction, hun: Kharhmah's a lass.

Could've fooled him. 😛

Originally posted by Spelljammer
Could've fooled him. 😛

🤨

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Change, change the form of man.
Free the prince forever damned.
Free the might from fleshy mire.
Boil the blood in heart of fire.
Gone, gone the form of man,
and rise the demon Etrigan!

Etrigan!

make on for me please.

Originally posted by Spelljammer
Raven Guardia is so sweet.
On Haloween her kiss is a treat.
When she walks into a room it turns up the heat.
You just want to get her under your sheet.
But even if you were to meet.
Jason would tell you she'd never cheat.
There's your trick *****, you've been beat.

Thats so cool!!!! Can you do another one for me!!!!

*Bumping* SJ, I want another rhyme 😛

there was a lad in KMC, his name was spelljammer
he wrote poetry so crude, it lacked any grammar
til one fine day a rabbit came and showed him what to do
inside his butt, the rabbit put his size 12 work boot

the rabbit requested that the mods hopefully would not ban
the rabbit for his nursery rhyme that squished the jammer man
it's all in fun, no bashing meant, i meant it to be funny
to show jammer man a nursery rhyme made by a bunny

There once was a man by the name of Spelljammer,
He talked in third person, it caused such a clammer.
It's a lyrical conspiracy, he thinks he can rhyme.
His clock is all broken, he don't have the time.

If ugly were bricks, he'd soon be a wall.
And like Humpty Dumpty, ole Spelljammer will fall.
He bashes and trolls, he doesn't have class.
Don't get near this douchebag, for he smells like an ass.

A rabbit and a Jedi, who really would think,
"The two of us would soon make Jammers ship sink."
That's the story, it really is true.
All I can say, "Spell...I'd hate to be you."