SpellJammer's nursery rhyme time.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
There once was a man by the name of Spelljammer,
He talked in third person, it caused such a clammer.
It's a lyrical conspiracy, he thinks he can rhyme.
His clock is all broken, he don't have the time.

If ugly were bricks, he'd soon be a wall.
And like Humpty Dumpty, ole Spelljammer will fall.
He bashes and trolls, he doesn't have class.
Don't get near this douchebag, for he smells like an ass.

A rabbit and a Jedi, who really would think,
"The two of us would soon make Jammers ship sink."
That's the story, it really is true.
All I can say, "Spell...I'd hate to be you."

Originally posted by Masrix
😆 😆 Oh man, Thats funnest Thing I've read in a while

*takes a bow*

Justjakk came up with a couple of lines for it.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
*takes a bow*

Justjakk came up with a couple of lines for it.

That was very good.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
There once was a man by the name of Spelljammer,
He talked in third person, it caused such a clammer.
It's a lyrical conspiracy, he thinks he can rhyme.
His clock is all broken, he don't have the time.

If ugly were bricks, he'd soon be a wall.
And like Humpty Dumpty, ole Spelljammer will fall.
He bashes and trolls, he doesn't have class.
Don't get near this douchebag, for he smells like an ass.

A rabbit and a Jedi, who really would think,
"The two of us would soon make Jammers ship sink."
That's the story, it really is true.
All I can say, "Spell...I'd hate to be you."

Originally posted by Kharhmah
That was very good.

An ode to a maiden so classy and whitty
her name is kharhmah, and she is quite pretty
a vision of beauty, a long stemmed rose
why she's not mobbed, nobody knows

she comes to KMC, a regular member
Keeper Of The Damned, its best you remember
so bow to her now, or off with your head
and thank god in heaven she's not made you dead.

There once was a man named spelljammer,
who most would consider a spammer,
he treated members like shit,
so people gave him a hit,
and now his face is lacking in glamour.

Just thought I'd hope on the ol' bandwagon.... just call me a sheep

Originally posted by §P0oONY
There once was a man named spelljammer,
who most would consider a spammer,
he treated members like shit,
so people gave him a hit,
and now his face is lacking in glamour.

Just thought I'd hope on the ol' bandwagon.... just call me a sheep

Originally posted by justjakk

An ode to a maiden so classy and whitty
her name is kharhmah, and she is quite pretty
a vision of beauty, a long stemmed rose
why she's not mobbed, nobody knows

she comes to KMC, a regular member
Keeper Of The Damned, its best you remember
so bow to her now, or off with your head
and thank god in heaven she's not made you dead.

That just made my day. hug1

Originally posted by §P0oONY
There once was a man named spelljammer,
who most would consider a spammer,
he treated members like shit,
so people gave him a hit,
and now his face is lacking in glamour.

Just thought I'd hope on the ol' bandwagon.... just call me a sheep

*bleets like a sheep*

Originally posted by Kharhmah
touched

That just made my day. hug1

I feel the need to write one now...😂

Originally posted by Lana
I feel the need to write one now...😂

Lana's a KMC dive for sure.
for any illness, she has the cure.
she is brave and so gental .
just don't call her mental.
cause she'll bring pain no man can endure.

Originally posted by justjakk

Lana's a KMC dive for sure.
for any illness, she has the cure.
she is brave and so gental .
just don't call her mental.
cause she'll bring pain no man can endure.

😆 that's awesome!

queen

Someone Make me one 😱 😆