Funny Ways Voldemort WON'T Die

Post funny ways you think voldy won't die. Be creative!
Here's mine: Voldemort gets signed up for Oprah, goes on the show and dies while hearing a three hour lecture about his abusive and controlling attitude toward people.

Stun him, gag him, then unstun him and then put him on the "It's A Small World" ride at Disneyland for all eternity.

Tell him to follow the spiders.

Place a life-size cardboard cut-out of Dumbledore next to his bed while he's sleeping, so that it's the first thing he sees when he wakes up.

Lock Voldemort in a room 100 stories high and play recordings of Harry/Voldemort slash fan fiction through the loud speaker. Every once and a while stop the recordings and as soon as Voldy is feeling safe and sane, started it up again louder.

Couldn't you have put all of those in one post?

harry is dueling with voldy and dobby apparates with millions of other house elves and screams out YOU SHALL NOT HARM HARRY POTTER!!

Originally posted by MistressofSnape
Lock Voldemort in a room 100 stories high and play recordings of Harry/Voldemort slash fan fiction through the loud speaker. Every once and a while stop the recordings and as soon as Voldy is feeling safe and sane, started it up again louder.

Do the same with Bellatrix/Voldemort fanfics! 😂

...Or Caps... 😛
http://www.glitterrock.org/harry10.html

lol...wow you guys are good

He will go on Dr.Phil and Dr.Phil will tell him he has problems

Tell him to follow the spiders.

Place a life-size cardboard cut-out of Dumbledore next to his bed while he's sleeping, so that it's the first thing he sees when he wakes up.

Lock Voldemort in a room 100 stories high and play recordings of Harry/Voldemort slash fan fiction through the loud speaker. Every once and a while stop the recordings and as soon as Voldy is feeling safe and sane, started it up again louder.

U got those from mugglenet MistressofSnape. Same with this idea

yeah i know 😄

Originally posted by MistressofSnape
yeah i know 😄

Originally posted by Barker
😐

KICK HIM IN THE SHINS AND RUN!!!
Then send an arm of anklebiters to finish the job

Originally posted by Director_Joe
ditto

huh?

he will have a long and fatigue-filled battle with Harry Potter, only to barely escape with his life. He then suddenly trips on a pebble and falls in a dark trench.

He is forced to listen to all the morinic ways to die that we've thought up....

after all the things hes done, he falls in a trench and thats what defeats him?......lol....funny funny