1:1 ---------- Slipping on an ice cube in northern Russia while trying to keep Harry from the seventh and last horcrux.
5:1 ------------ Accidentally getting crushed by his own house after attempting to clear all the mice from inside.
10: 1 ------------ Signing up for Fear Factor and choking himself on horse rectum.
25 : 1 -------------- Severe brain trauma after a Computer Sciences 101 University Lecture.
50: 1 ------------- Buried under a pile of angry letters from Jen Aniston, blaming hi, for using joking charms against Brad Pitt.
1000 : 1----------------- Smashed to pieces by angry children in the streets for killing Harry's parents.
10,000 : 1 -------------- Smashed to pieces by angry parents in the streets for killing Harry's parents.
1,000,000,000 : 1 ----------------------------- Severe heart attack after finding out that half of his followers are gay and find him attractive.
Harry stared into Voldemorts eyes.
"Are you telling me" Harry said, "that the seventh and final horcrux is that bumble bee behind you"?
Voldemort started laughing. He turned towards the bee and said in a horrorfying voice, "Kill Him!"
The bee chased Harry and stung him repeatedly until he died.
"Very good! Now there is no one left who can destroy my last horcrux."
"Erm ... Voldemort," said Hermione "You do realise that bumble bee's die after they sting someone don't you?"
"Oh .. shit!"
The End.
*clears throat*
Trips, falls into a ditch, snaps his spine. (is still alive) drags self out of ditch, car runs over his legs, rolls off the side of the road which is a mountain, break his arm in the fall, wolves eat his leg and arm, and then finally is impaled on a tree branch while he is caught in a thunderstorm.
Harry and Voldemort are fighting.
Voldemort: "Harry, I have something to tell you..."
Harry: "What?"
V: "I didn't kill you because...."
H: "What? Hurry up so I can kill you."
V: "Because I am your father. Lilly and I had an affair."
H: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Uses spell, but it's the wrong one, and Voldemort starts throwing up slugs.
V: "Hey! They taste like chocolate."
H: You're disgusting." Voldemort dies, choking on a snail.
Originally posted by daisuke
Harry and Voldemort are fighting.Voldemort: "Harry, I have something to tell you..."
Harry: "What?"
V: "I didn't kill you because...."
H: "What? Hurry up so I can kill you."
V: "Because I am your father. Lilly and I had an affair."
H: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Uses spell, but it's the wrong one, and Voldemort starts throwing up slugs.
V: "Hey! They taste like chocolate."
H: You're disgusting." Voldemort dies, choking on a snail.
Originally posted by actor
Harry stared into Voldemorts eyes.
"Are you telling me" Harry said, "that the seventh and final horcrux is that bumble bee behind you"?
Voldemort started laughing. He turned towards the bee and said in a horrorfying voice, "Kill Him!"
The bee chased Harry and stung him repeatedly until he died.
"Very good! Now there is no one left who can destroy my last horcrux."
"Erm ... Voldemort," said Hermione "You do realise that bumble bee's die after they sting someone don't you?"
"Oh .. shit!"The End.
the BOMB! 😂
Voldie goes into a care bear store and dies when the care bears turn their sickly sweet eyes on him. MUHAHAHA! FEEL THE LOVE!
All the wands in Ollivander's shop turn on him and curse him.
He is fed Hagrid's cooking while being held hostage by Chuckie.
He eats a love flavored Every Flavor Bolt's Jellybean.