1 MILLION Wolverines vs Thanos

LOL.
Thanks for the laugh LP ....I needed a laugh and you managed to make some posters come out with funny posts (I knew there would be one or two people saying Wolverine would have a chance, and they did not disappoint).

Let me put it this way for those who think Wolverine, even a million iterations of him, have a chance against Thanos:

Would one ant have a chance of surviving a nuclear detonation?
Nope.

Would a thousand ants have a chance of surviving a nuclear detonation?
Nope.

Would a million ants have a chance of surviving a nuclear detonation?
Nope!

Same thing here.
All PIS/CIS aside, one Wolverine has absolutely zero chance of winning against Thanos.
At the same time a thousand Wolverines have absolutely zero chance of winning against Thanos.
And for that matter a million Wolverines absolutely zero chance of winning against Thanos.

Numbers matter in many circumstances, but there are some where numbers mean absolutely nothing.

This is one of them.

Bump.

Spite.

It should be 1 Million Thanuses vs. Wolverine.

Thanus is a nobody.

To be continued... 😛

😂

Wolverine.

1 Wolverine nearly killed Thanos, as Wolverine showed that his claws with his own inertia could pierce Thanos shields as well as his skin.

Wolverine can be incinerated down to nothing but metal (as he was when he tanked a nuclear bomb point blank), and he will regenerate to full health in less than a couple of minutes.

Thanos could kill as many as he wants, they would just keep regenerating, and eventually Thanos would die to impalement.

Thanos' reaction to having to get raped by Wolverine again:

Props to Scot.

Thanos is scum.

He bullies little kids.

^ The only "fight" he can actually hope to win.

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
I think wolverine.... When wolverine says bub together at the same time... using wave theory, the bubs will increase 1million times as they will all add together... this ultra bub will destroy thanos...

Disney Wolvie says no to cigars and no to Bubs.

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
Disney Wolvie says no to cigars and no to Bubs.

Logan quit smoking quite a long time ago. Hell, everyone in Marvel quit smoking pre-Disney. Quesada's idea, I think.

He never quit snikt-bubbing, though.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Thanos' reaction to having to get raped by Wolverine again:

Props to Scot.

ThANUS

Here's a lovely desktop wallpaper for anyone.

😆

Great, great job 👆

And sorry for the typo. KMC should autocorrect it.

Thanos just walks up to the one million and asks. " Which one of you is the best at what you do"?

Then sets back to watch the fun.

Yea^

So, wolvie is gonna penetrate thanus?

Yes.

Double fisting with all claws out. Triple penetration x2, basically.

:unzips:

Go on.....

This thread made no sense until Long Pig posted.

KMC needs more Long Pig. 👆