1 MILLION Wolverines vs Thanos

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Well shit....I can't fap to this....

Liar

Originally posted by long pig
So, wolvie is gonna penetrate thanus?
Yep. 1 million Wolverines = 6 million stabby-stabs. 6 million stabby-stabs >>> Thanos.

#Math 👆

Originally posted by Scoobless
Liar

You shut your whore mouth!!

Thanos sits down and does his taxes while all the Wolverines fruitlessly try to inflict harm. At one point he thinks he might of felt something, but he dismisses it as nothing but a strong breeze.

Even with the Power Gem, he wasn't able to no-sell the claws.

And yet other times Wolverines claws have failed to do any harm at all to people less durable then Thanos. Almost as if Wolverine is an incredibly inconsistent character..

Originally posted by Surtur
And yet other times Wolverines claws have failed to do any harm at all to people less durable then Thanos.

Not really.

They worked on pretty much everyone who matters. Gladiator, Count Nefaria, the Hulk, the Thing, Titannus, Iron Man and so on.

Yet Gladiator flat out broke one of his claws off. Pretty sure there is at least one instance of Colossus not being stabbed. Likewise I think Juggernaut as well.

None of the people I just mentioned are more durable then Thanos.

Originally posted by Surtur
Yet Gladiator flat out broke one of his claws off.

That's not canon.

Thanos got sliced by an axe swing from a cannon fodder alien. Hawkeye's arrows penetrated him, too. That's canon 🙂

Originally posted by Surtur
Pretty sure there is at least one instance of Colossus not being stabbed. Likewise I think Juggernaut as well.

Wolverine never really tried to stab him with the exception being Aaron's Wolverine run - and he succeeded then.

Juggernaut has the magical forcefield and yes, he's easily more durable than Thanos because of that.

Originally posted by Surtur
None of the people I just mentioned are more durable then Thanos.

Juggernaut is. You could never see him bleeding after taking a punch from someone as strong as Namor, for example.

Just h2h and 1 Wolverine would be enough, and lol @Wolverine not being able to penetrate Thanus...

Originally posted by Surtur
Yet Gladiator flat out broke one of his claws off. Pretty sure there is at least one instance of Colossus not being stabbed. Likewise I think Juggernaut as well.

None of the people I just mentioned are more durable then Thanos.

What ifs are not canon.

Thanos has always demonstrated extremely weak resistances versus piercing attacks, Wolverines claws have always pierced Thanos in every encounter of theirs.

Wolverine's claws in the history of 616 have 90% of the time pierced/cut through the highest levels of durability including:
1. Galactus
2. Thanos
3. King Thor
4. Hulk
5. Iron Man
6. Count Nefaria
7. Living Tribunal
8. Apocalypse
9. Dr. Doom
10. Dr. Strange
11. Phoenix Force Jean Grey

The list could go on for a long time.

Originally posted by Board Walker
What ifs are not canon.

Thanos has always demonstrated extremely weak resistances versus piercing attacks, Wolverines claws have always pierced Thanos in every encounter of theirs.

Wolverine's claws in the history of 616 have 90% of the time pierced/cut through the highest levels of durability including:
1. Galactus
2. Thanos
3. King Thor
4. Hulk
5. Iron Man
6. Count Nefaria
7. Living Tribunal
8. Apocalypse
9. Dr. Doom
10. Dr. Strange
11. Phoenix Force Jean Grey

The list could go on for a long time.


Dr. Strange?

Originally posted by long pig
Dr. Strange?

Some names on Walker's list are just for lulz 😛

Originally posted by long pig
Dr. Strange?

I don't think it was strange. Logan smelled a different person. They fought once h2h and he was unable to cut him.

Originally posted by long pig
I don't think it was strange. Logan smelled a different person. They fought once h2h and he was unable to cut him.

That was Dr. Strange, he then ressurected rachel.

What makes the feat even more impressive is that Logan cut Drm strange while strange was in shadow form.

Originally posted by Board Walker
That was Dr. Strange, he then ressurected rachel.

What makes the feat even more impressive is that Logan cut Drm strange while strange was in shadow form.


You may be right. Its been 15 years since I read it.

So, it was strange in astral form? Hmm.....