Bus Driver

Originally posted by Hegemon875
Looks like a couple people who woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I mean you just posted in here to tell everyone that youre to good to post in here. 🙄

Yeah, really.🙄

Next riddle please.🥷

oo Ive got one

Ok a man is driving his son somewhere when they get into an accident. The father dies but the son is alive and needs surgery. When the son gets to the hospital the surgeon says "I cant operate on him he's my son" Who is the surgeon?

This seems alot more obvious in text..

His mother?

It's his mom. I got this the first time I heard it! Hurray for me!

Originally posted by §P0oONY
His mother?

Nooo you got it 😒

Its much better when spoken 😛

Originally posted by Hegemon875
Nooo you got it 😒

Its much better when spoken 😛

I'll try it tomorrow....

Ok Im gonna post some I'm stealing from a site 😈

What gets more wet when it dries?

EDIT

Originally posted by Hegemon875
Ok Im gonna post some I stealing from a site 😈

What gets more wet when it dries?

Is it a real riddle, or just a pun?

its a riddle

Originally posted by Hegemon875
Ok Im gonna post some I'm stealing from a site 😈

What gets more wet when it dries?

I hate you..you arent cheating are you 😛

A man is found in the middle of the desert, dead, with bruises, and what looks like a backpack around his shoulders. There are no footsteps leading to him, or car trails, or animal foot steps. There was no wind for the past week. How did this man get there, and what killed him?

Originally posted by Hegemon875
Looks like a couple people who woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I mean you just posted in here to tell everyone that youre to good to post in here. 🙄

sweet comeback🙂

Originally posted by Hegemon875
I hate you..you arent cheating are you 😛

A man is found in the middle of the desert, dead, with bruises, and what looks like a backpack around his shoulders. There are no footsteps leading to him, or car trails, or animal foot steps. There was no wind for the past week. How did this man get there, and what killed him?

Parachuting accident?

ok I need to find some harder riddles..

Originally posted by Hegemon875
I hate you..you arent cheating are you 😛

A man is found in the middle of the desert, dead, with bruises, and what looks like a backpack around his shoulders. There are no footsteps leading to him, or car trails, or animal foot steps. There was no wind for the past week. How did this man get there, and what killed him?

Maybe 🥷

Not actually.... I have heard these ones before.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Maybe 🥷

Not actually.... I have heard these ones before.

So don't answer them and spoil it for me.cry

ok something that has a mouth but never talks and has a bed but never sleeps

Originally posted by Hegemon875
ok something that has a mouth but never talks and has a bed but never sleeps

River?

blowupthats it Im done someone else post some