SpellJammer is NOT a Republican!
Here is a bolsterd topic, to drill it into AC/PVS'es thick heads.. They can't seem to wrap thier heads around the fact that just because SpellJammer despises liberals, does not make him Republican. Are the creators of South Park republicans? No.. Do they hate liberals? Yes.. Infact, South Park does a very good job in speaking how SpellJammer feels about things, but he'll give you a run down why he's NOT republican that way, the left-wing radicals of this forum shut the F up..
Gay Marriage:
Want it legal, want it to be perfectly exsepted. Love is love. There is no reason a man and man or woman and woman should not be married. Either they get tax breaks too, or nobody gets tax breaks, hardly a Republican outlook considering thier noses are stuck between some pages in The Bible..
More Taxes:
Less taxes is a temporary solution to an immortal problem. The problem is not how much we pay in taxes, but rather, where are taxes are sepnt. SpellJammer would completely revamp how our tax money is distrubuted. But he would not under any circumstance lower the tax bill. Republicans dread such a thought. SpellJammer bets when they played Monopoly they'd pray to thier Christian God never to fall on chance or community chest do to the risk of getting that tax card..
Legalise Marijunna:
Republicans think it's "the gateway drug". It's a grass, not The Necromonicom people! Marijunna is no differant then alchahol. And it should be treated as such.. And we all saw how well prohibition worked, so it would be best to just legalise it..
The War in Iraq:
What the hell are we trying to accomplish?! Seriously.. Nothing about this war makes any sense. And if it doesn't make sense. SpellJammer doesn't support it. Period.
Anti-Immigration:
This probably pisses off SpellJammer the most. We go to great lengths to keep desperate foreighners out because "they took our jurbs!1eleven!" meanwhile, we have ungrateful swine liberal-Americans who don't give a **** about this country. SpellJammer says, let anybody in wether they can speak a word of English or not, welcome them with open arms, and let them rise or fall on thier own merit, and deport all those left wing asstards to Aruba where they can be sex slaves like that one broad..
Hurricane Victims:
Screw them. They had a chance to get out and they didn't take it. Money is too rare and important to waste on the likes of people who have lost everything anyway. They have no house, no car, no jobs, no nothing. Thier lives are officaly over..
Dick Chenney:
SpellJammer never liked him.
Sean Hannity:
SpellJammer got banned at his forum. So you now know he CAN'T be Republican..
Creationtism:
Both it, and evolution seem like total bullcrap. SpellJammer believes in the Chaos theory..
Censorship:
Both parties do this, but moreso Republicans. If censorship was allowed to take effect SpellJammer wouldn't exsist! We can't have that!
SpellJammer believes he's made his point. Now put that in your crackpipe and smoke it PVS/AC..