The "When's the last time you masturbated" Thread

Originally posted by MysteryRidah
I had gfs back then, and now i am married. Why do i need to abuse myself when i have pu**y and had it right in front of me?

No need for all the alone business, if you have company. That type of stuff is for people who are alone, i'm not alone, so i have no reason to do it. And besides, it makes me tired haha, so thats another reason why i had to stop.

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The words a fat kid sitting at home talking to a bunch of people on a computer 🙄 😂

Originally posted by Cringe
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The words a fat kid sitting at home talking to a bunch of people on a computer 🙄 😂

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Originally posted by Cringe
So are you telling me that married people dont masturbate?Thats weird.

I'm saying they shouldnt. Whats the point? Just have sex and be happy. 💃

Hey Cringe, lets get married.

Originally posted by MysteryRidah
I'm saying they shouldnt. Whats the point? Just have sex and be happy. 💃

🙄 I am 20 man...........Not 13, people that are married DO NOT bang all the time.........TRUST ME,I drink with married guy's at the pub 🙄

I know.I think masturbating would come in handing if you didnt have you wife on a key chain anxioulsy waiting and keeping her legs open for you.

Originally posted by Cringe
I know.I think masturbating would come in handing if you didnt have you wife on a key chain anxioulsy waiting and keeping her legs open for you.

😂 EXACTLY

Originally posted by jerlark386
Hey Cringe, lets get married.

Why wait 😐

Originally posted by Cringe
Why wait 😐

Good point.

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Thats why I love you Cringe, you always come back for more.

lastnight 😉

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I was answering the question of the thread 😐

oh

Half an hour ago 😐

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whoa! We got a female in here! This place was starting to turn into a sausage-fest. And Cringe was starting hit on me. Really creepy.

Can you females really masterbate just by squeezing your legs? Must be a real convience.