The "When's the last time you masturbated" Thread

Originally posted by BakaXero
do you sit on your hand untill its numb and then masterbate? so its like a stranger?
do you give yourself a stranger?

the ideas you get from the chepelle show. (cant spell his name)

thats gotta be worth a go...

and as for the last time i wanked; 15 minutes ago

.............3 days ago.

Originally posted by DarkC
Why in the hell would you want to know?

Yeah like i'm sitting here with a pad and a pen writing all your's guy's shit down 🙄

Originally posted by BakaXero
do you sit on your hand untill its numb and then masterbate? so its like a stranger?
do you give yourself a stranger?

the ideas you get from the chepelle show. (cant spell his name)

How can you move your had when it's numb?It kind of hurts 😕

Originally posted by jerlark386
Hey, you still have'nt posted that picture of yourself yet. 🤣

There is already a picture of me in this thread somewhere 😉

Originally posted by *Natalie~Luver*
It's probably just for geeks, losers and people that can't get laid

✅

wow! You guys are like the hardcore masturbaters. I feel like I'm standing in the shadow of greatness here.

💃

lol

right now scared

Week ago I think maybe no I can't remember mite have been last night my mind is fried wait and ask tomorrow.

Originally posted by BakaXero
do you sit on your hand untill its numb and then masterbate? so its like a stranger?
do you give yourself a stranger?

the ideas you get from the chepelle show. (cant spell his name)

I know what he is saying but I can't explain it.

Originally posted by jerlark386
wow! You guys are like the hardcore masturbaters. I feel like I'm standing in the shadow of greatness here.

Shadow of greatness my ass. Oh wow that sounds cool.

😱

Sorry wankers - but this breaks the PG-13 rules! 😱