KharmaDog
Dyslexic Agnostic
Originally posted by JacopeX
cool story...im glad i aint that guy
Let me remind you (and everyone else)
[QUOTE] Originally posted by JacopeX
((heres a story me and ma friends ((Matarrdona000, chica boom1, and el fracasado)) made this shit up.Hispanic man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed
that he was the only Hispanic man there. As he sat down, he
noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored
people are not allowed here." The Hispanic man turned around
and stood up. He then said: "Listen Pendejo....
when i was born, i was tan, "
"When i grew up, i was tan, "
"When i'm sick, i'm tan, "
"When i go in the sun, i'm tan, "
"When I'm cold, i'm tan, "
"When i die, i'll be tan ."
But you pendejo...."
"When you're born, you're pink, "
"When you grow up, you're white, "
"When you're sick, you're green, "
"When you go in the sun, you turn red, "
"When you're cold, you turn blue, "
"And when you die, you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
And now the original (which is at least 6 years older than JacopeX ).
Black and White by Unknown AuthorA black man talks to a white man:
When I was born I was black,
When I grew up I was black,
When I'm sick I'm black,
When I go in the sun I'm black,
When I'm cold I'm black,
When I die I'll be black.
But you:
When you're born you're pink,
When you grow up you're white,
When you're sick, you're green,
When you go in the sun you turn red,
When you're cold you turn blue,
and when you die you turn purple.
And you have the nerve to call me colored.
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Ring any bells JacopeX? You are indeed that guy.