Terrible SW quotes

Started by adan5 pages

The cheesiest line has to go to obi-wan
"you were right about one thing master"
"the negotiations were short"
I always die in that part.

i hate it when padme is givin birth and there is that robot goin "umbaaa umbaaa" its kinda freaky like juxtaposition

umbaa umbaa translation

"how does this probe feel up your arse"

"Padme screams"

I assume it's the local language, but still I go "🤨" every time that scene comes up.

Every seen were Palps has an orgasms, such as the "I can feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellll yooooo annnngaaaaaa(orgasms repeatedly) aarrrr."

Try not to stick that image in our heads. 😖

Can it be done?
He will join us or die my master.
That whole conversation really pisses me off but those two lines in particular.

Why? "He will join us or die.". I believe that was the first time that line was said in movies, and it just sounds cool.

I think its the way the scene was set up that pissed me off the most actually. It has Darth Vader bent low on his knees which cant be possible seeing he has robotic legs.Plus the emperors hologram in that scene looks screwed, especially before it was played by Ian McDiarmid. Although the script still could have been better in my opinion.

Oh, I got it. 👆

Lasers, Death Stars, Hyperdrive and alien technology... and you think bendable robotic legs is impossible?

Sometimes the way Vader over-enuciates his words come across as too overly dramatic, and unnecessary.

"The Emperouhhhhrr, does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation."

"You don't understand the powaaahhhh, of the Darkside."

In the "Empire @ War" PC game:

"Your destineeeeeeii, lies with me."

Yes. Why does Vader have to bend down anyway. Palps head is so big in that scene Vader would still be shorter.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Sometimes the way Vader over-enuciates his words come across as too overly dramatic, and unnecessary.

"The Emperouhhhhrr, does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation."

"You don't understand the powaaahhhh, of the Darkside."

In the "Empire @ War" PC game:

"Your destineeeeeeii, lies with me."

Lol. So you'd rather he'd take A Mickey Mouse route and finish each word in a micro-second?