Damn that Kevin Smith..

I went to that "Silent Bob Speaks: An Evening with Kevin Smith" last night....very funny stuff..except for the part about his first time with his wife and his "open wound"...I think he traumatized me..now when ever I think of him it's gonna be about the...wound. 😱 almost as traumatizing as Texas and Bjork...almost.

Well now your gonna have to tell us how he lost his cherry and the open wound story, cause my booty is tingling with excitement!

Please............................

Well, it's all one story!..He was making out with his (now) wife and they got so intense with it that it ended up huge gash on his.... A HUGE GASH!...he made it sound like it damn near cut it in two..ick..and he still has sex with her...without a condom..stupid stupid man. 🙄 😂

What really amazed me is that he would tell this story..in full detail to a room of about 3 HUNDRED strangers...

Damn!!!
His wife needs to shave her stubble better!

Ick!!

That poor bastard.

Makes ya wanna grab your shorts and protect your little buddy huh?!

Nothing little about my buddy! 😱 😮‍💨

*puts on ten pairs of boxers, 5 pairs of shorts, and armored pants*

What? 😄

Hmmm...You've got a puffy butt, Rex 😂

unit injury makes me wanna cry.

Hmmmmmmmm...he didn't cry..he must be moreof a man than you 😛 J/K

Thats the kind of injury I wouldn't want to take to the hospital though, would any of you?

Now Rex has cop butt. 😂

All I can imagine is Rex asking someone, "...does my arse look big in this?....". 😂

😂

I wouln't want to take a unit injury to a hospital either. I'd be too embaressed.

So you'd rather just bleed to death, right Lance ?

Yeah

No man likes to go to the doctor's, let alone with a personal injury like that.

I guess its a guy thing.

Yeah it is

It's very important for us men to protect our members. If something should happen to it, our lives are over.