Damn that Kevin Smith..

Started by queeq5 pages

You wanna take a ride with me, darlin?

Depends. Got a fast ship ? 😉

Well in that case....

*packs toothbrush, lightsabre, six pack of Zima*

I'm ready !

Off we go.

You look just like Starbuck in there. 😂

Felgercarb. Will you be my Athena?

Ah....so you would choose Athena over Cassiopeia ? Interesting. Thought you would have gone for the blonde.

Cassiopeia was cuter, but I prefer darkies.

I thought most guys preferred blondes.

Nah doesnt matter the haircolor, you never know if it is their true color anyway....until 😈

...you ask them politly

No, you do that and you're not likely to get to Finti's until to find out if they are an Airplane blond or not!!

A Dutch comic likes to lash out at blondes because they are dumb. He once made a funny remark that he couldn't blame real blondes. They couldn't help it after all. What he didn't get is why people choose to DYE their hair blonde. 😄

It's not just the blonde Ladies either:-
Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The first says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge big enough to keep it in!"
The second agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!"
The third, a blond male, nods sagely and agrees that these two women sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "I have to laugh when I think about it," he chuckles. "Last week my wife left on a vacation to Greece. I watched her packing her bags and she must have taken at least 5 boxes of condoms with her. She doesn't even have a penis."

😂 Pure blonde intelligence.

Thats a good one ! 😂

Didn't you dye your hair blonde, Gundy?

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...uh...ooohhhh...........

Yeah - I was a blonde for about 5 or 6 years.

Good thing you fixed that. 😉