PUnisher (with prep) vs. WOlverine & Spiderman

Started by jgiant6 pages

I know i am a fanboy...i just like when people don't know they are, look in the mirror...

Originally posted by jgiant
I know i am a fanboy...i just like when people don't know they are, look in the mirror...
I don't see any fanboys.

Seriously. . how does Punisher even hit Spiderman? Bombs don't work because his spider sense warns him before they go off.

Just their prescence in the building would set them off. So he'd probably warn Wolverine when the lure attempt is made. Who could probably then smell the components of the explosives. . .

Originally posted by Creshosk
I don't see any fanboys.

Seriously. . how does Punisher even hit Spiderman? Bombs don't work because his spider sense warns him before they go off.

Just their prescence in the building would set them off. So he'd probably warn Wolverine when the lure attempt is made. Who could probably then smell the components of the explosives. . .


He already hit spidey with mercy bullets...anywho, pun knows spidey too well, he will overwhelm his senses with verious explosions...spider sense is not full proof damn it...and take a closer look in the mirror...

Originally posted by jgiant
He already hit spidey with mercy bullets...anywho, pun knows spidey too well, he will overwhelm his senses with verious explosions...spider sense is not full proof damn it...and take a closer look in the mirror...
I still don't see a fanboy.

Think about it:

How does Punisher shoot him without the jobber aura and without PIS?

PIS? Punisher has gotten the best of spiderman more than one time, he can intisapate is moves...you never saw spiderman hit by punisher with mercy bullets...

Originally posted by jgiant
PIS? Punisher has gotten the best of spiderman more than one time, he can intisapate is moves...you never saw spiderman hit by punisher with mercy bullets...
And the only way that punisher can hit spiderman is through plot induced stupidity.

He dodges machine gun fire without effort, without thinking about it.

Yet Punisher is going to shoot at him and hit him?

Why his jobber aura turns off his Spidersense?

spiderman doges douchbags shoting at him, punisher is no ordinary thug...he knows spiderman's movements very well and that is why he can hit him...

Since when is Hobgoblin just a douchebage thug?

I highly doubt that he'd just bounce around like that, ofcoure punisher would also have to deal with wolverine at the same time.

That scan was still PIS. . .

He has four hours to take them both out...he could just blow wolvie up with a heat seeking missle...then he just has to take out spidey...pun will find a way...

Originally posted by jgiant
pun will find a way...
How?

P.s define PIS for me, how many times must a character perform a feat to have it not be PIS...

Plot induced stupidity - something that goes against established cannon, where something illogical, or stupid occurs purely for the zsake of advancing the plot

No matter how many times something stupid occurs purely to advance the plot it will always be PIS, normally this sort of occurances is accompanied by a plot device. A character object or odd explination as to why the stupid event occured.

So it isn't feasable for punisher to shot spiderman...even once...basically by your logic half of the punisher's life is PIS, that is part of his character, he is like batman, a poor batman...

Umm despite the artist depiction Cresh... would you still say that Wolverine has the ability to see or talk after being shot in the face in the way he was?

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Umm despite the artist depiction Cresh... would you still say that Wolverine has the ability to see or talk after being shot in the face in the way he was?
That's whay he gargled the word that needed the tongue. note that his tongue is missing and when he tried to say Cankuckle head the word came out Gaduggle because you need your tongue to say an n.

Just vocal cords and jaw you can say quite a few letters.

And wolverine could probably still know where he was since he was looking right at Frank when he was shot. And I beleive Wolverine can fight blind. . .

The eyes thing was really a minor point.

Forming words without a tongue and lips and moving the jaw without, among others, the buccinator, platysma and masseter musculature functioning properly is quite a feat... 😏...

I'd say he could fight blind if relying on his other senses but his olfactory sense would have been null so he would have been relying on hearing alone, and Castle wasn't exactly feeling chatty.

Anyway I don't think half a day is enough so Wolverine and Spiderman win.

Pun fuked wolvie up...

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Forming words without a tongue and lips and moving the jaw without, among others, the buccinator, platysma and masseter musculature functioning properly is quite a feat... 😏...
Try saying what he said without using lips or tongue, just move your jaw up and down. It's actually kind of fun.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
I'd say he could fight blind if relying on his other senses but his olfactory sense would have been null so he would have been relying on hearing alone, and Castle wasn't exactly feeling chatty.
He was also not dodgingvery much. As I said Wolverine had been looking right at him.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Anyway I don't think half a day is enough so Wolverine and Spiderman win.
Mostly spiderman though. Heat seeker might work on wolvie if he's far enough away. . . because with any such device there is always the worry of it coming back on you, since Wolverine isn't a character like torch. . .

heat seeker on spidey too...

Originally posted by jgiant
heat seeker on spidey too...
Not as effective because Spiderman has far too much manuverability, hell he could probably get up by Punisher and have the missle track him instead.

Spiderman wins that way. . great tactic. LMAO. . .