PUnisher (with prep) vs. WOlverine & Spiderman

Started by Creshosk6 pages

“Gonna make this clear enough so even someone as stupid as you can understand… World ain’t black and white, Castle – there are no easy answers. Delacavva? Time t’wake up an’ smell the napalm, idiot. No matter what ya do… no matter how many of them you ‘punish’ – In some way, shape or form – there’s always gonna be a mob. Smart man knows it’s better sometimes t’ deal with the devil ya know… the devil ya can deal with. Smart man also knows what’s gonna happen if he gets into my business again… Huh? What fell outta your bag…?”

Punisher starts at Logan’s last sentence. Wolverine checks the bag, finding a magazine of homosexual pornography. Wolverine laughs and tells Punisher “You were makin’ fun a’ me fer wearin’ yellow tights? Hmm… makes sense, now that I think about it… You’re single, neat, very organized…” Punisher replies with a choked “…suspects… always looking for suspects…” Wolverine throws the magazine on the barely conscious Punisher and walks away.

“Uh-huh… you keep tellin’ yerself that, sport.” “See ya around, Frankie.”

lmao. . QuadEight was telling the truth. . .

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That is pure and simple shit...reading that almost made me vomit...second of all who said that dumb ass speech...punisher does what he does because he enjoys killing the scum of the earth...it is a job he loves...fuk that shit...whoever wrote that didn't even bother to give credit to punisher...i hate when writers do that...i wish i meat that writer in a dark alley with my five foot railroad wrench...

Originally posted by jgiant
That is pure and simple shit...reading that almost made me vomit...second of all who said that dumb ass speech...punisher does what he does because he enjoys killing the scum of the earth...it is a job he loves...fuk that shit...whoever wrote that didn't even bother to give credit to punisher...i hate when writers do that...i wish i meat that writer in a dark alley with my five foot railroad wrench...
This issue, or more aptly, the final 2 pages, is Frank Tieri’s response to Punisher (6th series) #16-17. Wolverine is turned into a walking cliché in Garth Ennis’ series, and so Tieri responds by insinuating that Frank Castle is gay.

That is going too far damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by jgiant
That is going too far damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Agreed.

I believe that the guy who was married with kids. I watch enough mysteries to know that anything can be a clue, even if it's not seen right away. The magazine might have been a suspects, or some one involved with its creation might be, or whoever owned it might have known something.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Plot induced stupidity - something that goes against established cannon, where something illogical, or stupid occurs purely for the zsake of advancing the plot

No matter how many times something stupid occurs purely to advance the plot it will always be PIS, normally this sort of occurances is accompanied by a plot device. A character object or odd explination as to why the stupid event occured.

I am going to fetch up all your posts from this thread and the one with cyber ninja, and use them on you in spiderman vs wolverine. 🙂

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
I am going to fetch up all your posts from this thread and the one with cyber ninja, and use them on you in spiderman vs wolverine. 🙂
Won't do you any good, I've already asserted that Spiderman is faster than wolverine and Wolverine won't land a shot on him until Spiderman tires and starts to get sloppy. Wolverine has better stamina than Spiderman.

Punisher wins damnit...

Originally posted by jgiant
Punisher wins damnit...

yes he does. if he plans it out rather than just attacking without strategy

Originally posted by jgiant
Punisher wins damnit...
Still haven't seen anything to give him that.

What plan does he use?

Originally posted by cheldon
yes he does. if he plans it out rather than just attacking without strategy

Correct...

Originally posted by Creshosk
Still haven't seen anything to give him that.

What plan does he use?


Heat seeking missle for wolvie...for spidey...gas, bombs, sniping, all distracting his sense and he goes down...

ya, for spiderman, he could just punch mary jane to get spiderman's attention and fuel him with rage to distract his spider sense. frank could lure him into a warehouse with explosives and KABOOOM!!!

Originally posted by jgiant
Heat seeking missle for wolvie...for spidey...gas, bombs, sniping, all distracting his sense and he goes down...
At the same time? How are you going to pull that off?

Originally posted by cheldon
frank could lure him into a warehouse with explosives and KABOOOM!!!
Spiderman would sense it, and simply punching Mary Jane wouldn't distract his senses enough. . .

Originally posted by Creshosk
At the same time? How are you going to pull that off?

It is not that hard...remote control for the gas and the bombs, and he could just be sniping from a distance, spidey has been koed by gass before, it is not impossible for frank to pull this off...

I say frank takes this 7/10...

Originally posted by jgiant
It is not that hard...remote control for the gas and the bombs, and he could just be sniping from a distance, spidey has been koed by gass before, it is not impossible for frank to pull this off...
Other than him senseing their prescence?

It will overload his senses, and he will not be able to react fast enough to all of these dangers, he has trouble with one pronged attacks, this will be a multiple pronged onslaught...first comes the gas, spidey tries to avoid it then he sends a heats seeking missle, then the remote bombs lined through out the city, then comes the sniping, and don't worry it doesn't take that long to set this shit up...