Things guys should know...

Originally posted by Telpy
Things guys should know about girls:

1 Dont ever lie to us, we always find out

2 We dont enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening

3 Dont say you understand when you dont

4 Girls are pretty, but yours is the prettiest

5 You dont have PMS, dont act like you know what its like

6 Saying something sweet might get you off the hook, doing something sweet will always get you off the hook

7 If you talk about having a big d**k, we know you dont

8 Size does matter, but only to hoes, not girls that want relationships

9 We dont like it when you act like Mr Big

10 A system in your car only impresses your homeboys, not us

11 No matter what you say your ex-girlfriend is a whore

12 Its good to be sensitive, sometimes

13 If you did something wrong or even if you didnt, apologise

14 Be spontanious, dinner and a movie wont always cut it

15 We are self-conscious by nature, we cant help it

16 We are drama queens

17 Fashion police do exist

18 Dont ask us to give h**d THATS JUST GROSS

19 We absolutly DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems or anything else you and your friends talk about

20 Hugs and kisses MUST be given at all times

21 We dont shave our legs everyday so get over it

22 Don't make bets about us, we always find out

23 Shave, no matter how cool you think your goatee, beard or moustache looks, we hate it

24 Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not

25 Dont compare our breasts with Pamela Andersons, hers are fake, just remember that you have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers

26 It is not cool to shoot snot rockets

27 We are beautiful at all times

28 We will always thnk we are fat, so humour us and tell us we aren't

29 You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down huge guys and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why ht hell cant you piss in the toilet and not on it

30 Most importantly, we are always right so don't forget it

i will try to rember these things when i'm on a date. 😎

Women are so shallow 😈 ready to speak of men and not check themselves 😈

Things girls should know about guys:

1 Guy's only lie to get somewhere with you, you should feel flattered.

2 Just cut the foreplay... Talking dirty will only get you so far.

3 And risk going into a deep conversation... I think not.

4 Obviously.... Well al little white lie never hurts.

5 You've never been hit in the balls (just thought I'd throw that in somewhere)

6 Want some flowers? naughty

7 😂 It's true.... Got to hate guys like that.

8 Size does matter to guys, don't want to feel inferior.

9 See No. 8

10 Homeboys are important to a guy.

11 Totally.

12 See no.11

13 See no.11

14 Guys like routine...

15 And guys are not?

16 And guys are not?

17 Just look at all the metrosexual guys

18 Yeah...... real gross 🙄

19 Neither do most guys (It's called lying)

20 Same goes for you girlie's.

21 Same goes for guys....

22 Yeah... always 🙄

23 Facial hair makes many feel cool... you can't deprive a guy of that.

24 Love the man, love his smell.

25 Pam's breasts suck.

26 Snot rockets?

27 If a guy says you're beautiful, he's probably not lying

28 We do....

29 It's harder than it looks....

30 Guys like to think they're right.... humour them.

omg.. After reading that list I don't know if girls are worth it anymore.. 🏴‍☠️

1 Dont ever lie to us, we always find out
Fair enough, don't lie to us either.
2 We dont enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening
HA! My ex is the one who wanted to talk dirty.
3 Dont say you understand when you dont
When I don't understand, I ask for an explanation. Most guys are the same.
4 Girls are pretty, but yours is the prettiest
A real woman knows when someone is prettier, but accepts the fact that your man loves you for you, no matter what you look like.
5 You dont have PMS, dont act like you know what its like
True.
6 Saying something sweet might get you off the hook, doing something sweet will always get you off the hook
True as well. Girls must reciprocate also. You need to be sweet instead of biatches when you do something wrong as well.
7 If you talk about having a big d**k, we know you dont
Personally, I don't talk about my penis, somethings in my life are private except for my lady.
8 Size does matter, but only to hoes, not girls that want relationships
In my experience, this is true.
9 We dont like it when you act like Mr Big
Mmkay
10 A system in your car only impresses your homeboys, not us
Who said we put systems in our car for you in the first place? We do it for ourselves, plus to show off.
11 No matter what you say your ex-girlfriend is a whore
Do I see the green monster of envy poking it's head?
12 Its good to be sensitive, sometimes
A real man knows this as well.
13 If you did something wrong or even if you didnt, apologise
Bullshit, if I am not wrong I will let you know it. Don't blame us when we did nothing wrong.[/b]
14 Be spontanious, dinner and a movie wont always cut it
Fair enough.
15 We are self-conscious by nature, we cant help it
Not all women are self-conscious, personally I like a woman who is comfortable in her own body, no matter what.
16 We are drama queens
We already know. 🙄
17 Fashion police do exist
So...like we care. We dress comfortably, not always to impress.
18 Dont ask us to give h**d THATS JUST GROSS
If you want some guy to go down on you, you damn well better do it as well.
19 We absolutly DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems or anything else you and your friends talk about
And we do not care about Soap Operas, Beauty Shops, Who's ass is fatter, etc. We will leave our friend talk with friends, not each other. But it's best to find a common interest.
20 Hugs and kisses MUST be given at all times
If your guy doesn't do this anyways, maybe he's giving you signs that you're boring him. 😬
21 We dont shave our legs everyday so get over it
And we don't shave our faces everyday, so don't complain about our stubble.
22 Don't make bets about us, we always find out
The guys that make these types of bets are usually arseholes. Dump them.
23 Shave, no matter how cool you think your goatee, beard or moustache looks, we hate it
No, like Storm said, facial hair is a real turn on to some women. This is like us telling you how to do your hair. It's my body I'll do what I want with it.
24 Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not
It's natural, get over it. NEWS FLASH: Women do these same bodily functions too. 😱
25 Dont compare our breasts with Pamela Andersons, hers are fake, just remember that you have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers
Not all men like fake breasts. I prefer natural, whatever size.
26 It is not cool to shoot snot rockets
Agreed.
27 We are beautiful at all times
Prove it. If the guy is in love, then yes you will always look beautiful in his eyes.
28 We will always thnk we are fat, so humour us and tell us we aren't
Usually you AREN'T fat, so either hit a gym or shut up about it.
29 You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down huge guys and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why ht hell cant you piss in the toilet and not on it
The guys you've been with must have been raised in a barn. 😐 Even if a little bit gets on the toilet (seat up) It's not hard to clean it.
30 Most importantly, we are always right so don't forget it.
BULLSHIT!

Just kidding of course, guys are goddamn ugly! 😛

But I will complete the list.

78: Girls want to wear tiara's, give them tiara's.
79: Girls want to be princesses, lie to them that you are a prince.
80: Girls talk constantly and don't even care if you listen, just don't shoot bullets at them. They don't like that.
81: Cats like milk, give it to them.
93: Some girls act like moronic pornstars, kill them.
53*2.35: After reading this post, you will die within one week by a girl coming out of you're monitor when you're watching porn.

*yawn* Some girls are simple. They dont mind if guys do something but it'll tick em off. I act like that sometimes. But i sometimes keep it to myself. I know pathetic.

1 Dont ever lie to us, we always find out
Well you got to stop lieing to us

2 We dont enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening
Thats why the girls start it.

3 Dont say you understand when you dont
Don't get mad when we say we don't understand then

4 Girls are pretty, but yours is the prettiest
Pretty is not everything

5 You dont have PMS, dont act like you know what its like
You don't get kicked in the balls so don't pretend you know what it is like.

6 Saying something sweet might get you off the hook, doing something sweet will always get you off the hook
Girls are gaulable(sp error)

7 If you talk about having a big d**k, we know you dont
Girls love to show cleavage to show off and besides no one talks about there winky unless the girls ask.

8 Size does matter, but only to hoes, not girls that want relationships
It may not matter to you but it would be nice if they had the package right ?

9 We dont like it when you act like Mr Big
guys don't like it when the girls act like they are perfect

10 A system in your car only impresses your homeboys, not us
Only in the movies

11 No matter what you say your ex-girlfriend is a whore
jealous much...then stop talking about your ex boyfriend and even flirting with them

12 Its good to be sensitive, sometimes
Girls don't like it(where I am0 the like men that beat them and crush beer cans on there heads and burp.

13 If you did something wrong or even if you didnt, apologise
Girls need to know they do things wrong and they are not perfect

14 Be spontanious, dinner and a movie wont always cut it
you guys are not a queen and you are lucky it is not Mc donalds every time...it cost money you gold diggers

15 We are self-conscious by nature, we cant help it
Not all women

16 We are drama queens
Yup

17 Fashion police do exist
don't be shallow

18 Dont ask us to give h**d THATS JUST GROSS
I am sure all women never did this before. They invented it after all.

19 We absolutly DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems or anything else you and your friends talk about
And we do not care about Soap Operas, Beauty Shops, Who's ass is fatter, etc. We will leave our friend talk with friends, not each other. But it's best to find a common interest. <like ken said

20 Hugs and kisses MUST be given at all times
we are not machines

21 We dont shave our legs everyday so get over it
And we don't shave our faces everyday, so don't complain about our stubble. < like ken said

22 Don't make bets about us, we always find out
i don't but don't be teases.

23 Shave, no matter how cool you think your goatee, beard or moustache looks, we hate it
then shave your legs everyday

24 Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not
It's natural, get over it. NEWS FLASH: Women do these same bodily functions too. < like ken said

25 Dont compare our breasts with Pamela Andersons, hers are fake, just remember that you have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers
Pam sucks, and breast is not everything

26 It is not cool to shoot snot rockets
thats nasty

27 We are beautiful at all times
Thought you said not to lie

28 We will always thnk we are fat, so humour us and tell us we aren't
see 27

29 You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down huge guys and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why ht hell cant you piss in the toilet and not on it
The guys you've been with must have been raised in a barn. Even if a little bit gets on the toilet (seat up) It's not hard to clean it. < like ken said and plus you don't have a winky so stop pretending you know what it is like

30 Most importantly, we are always right so don't forget it.
MY ASS

Originally posted by overlord
omg.. After reading that list I don't know if girls are worth it anymore.. 🏴‍☠️

sounds like your'e batting for the other team. 😂

Originally posted by GCG
sounds like your'e batting for the other team. 😂

Maybe his gate swings both ways. 😆

Maybe he's homosexual.... 😐

whats wrong with that?

Originally posted by Puddin Pop
whats wrong with that?

Nothing

Originally posted by Puddin Pop
whats wrong with that?

Seriously? Nothing.

Things Girls Need to Know...

1. Guys like to rip on each other.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Seriously? Nothing.

Things Girls Need to Know...

1. Guys like to rip on each other.

Originally posted by Puddin Pop
Sorry my friend gets made fun of because it.

Because there are assh0les in this world. He's homosexual, I'm okay with that. It's his sexual orientation, everyone is different.

Originally posted by Puddin Pop
Sorry my friend gets made fun of because it.

2. Guys only generally make fun of straight guys by calling them gay... only bastards actually go as far as making fun of someone because of their sexuality.

I wish guys were more like you at my school. 🙂 He wouldnt be as sad.

hold on HOLD ON! i'm not finished copying that down!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
hold on HOLD ON! i'm not finished copying that down!

*Pats Mr.Laser Printer on his li'l head.*