Re: Things guys should know...
1 Dont ever lie to us, we always find out
false
2 We dont enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening
we dont? 🤨
3 Dont say you understand when you dont
but girls i know get pissy if the guy doesnt ACT like they understand...how are they to know...
4 Girls are pretty, but yours is the prettiest
absolutely positively true
5 You dont have PMS, dont act like you know what its like
this list is stereotypical just as SOME men stereotype women who have PMS...the pot calls the kettle black in this case
6 Saying something sweet might get you off the hook, doing something sweet will always get you off the hook
true most times
7 If you talk about having a big d**k, we know you dont
again...most times true 😬
8 Size does matter, but only to hoes, not girls that want relationships
what? 🤨 I want it to at least fit...
9 We dont like it when you act like Mr Big
he wasnt SO bad...he came around
10 A system in your car only impresses your homeboys, not us
I dont know any men who use this as a 'chick magnet' 😖
11 No matter what you say your ex-girlfriend is a whore
hey, watch it...Im somebodys ex too!
12 Its good to be sensitive, sometimes
yes but only sometimes
13 If you did something wrong or even if you didnt, apologise
id rather not have someone apologise if they are NOT wrong
14 Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie wont always cut it
true...Id like to go to the beach sometimes 😊
15 We are self-conscious by nature, we cant help it
self-consciou = insecure....same thing
16 We are drama queens
I can be but choose not to
17 Fashion police do exist
and I shoulda been arrested on several occassions
18 Dont ask us to give h**d THATS JUST GROSS
no, you just have to find the right one..I found someone...yummy 🥷
19 We absolutly DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems or anything else you and your friends talk about
false
20 Hugs and kisses MUST be given at all times
all times? 🤨
21 We dont shave our legs everyday so get over it
true but some women should
22 Don't make bets about us, we always find out
false
23 Shave, no matter how cool you think your goatee, beard or moustache looks, we hate it
some look better with a little facial hair...so long as its neatly groomed
24 Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not
not cool but it must be done...politely if possible
25 Dont compare our breasts with Pamela Andersons, hers are fake, just remember that you have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers
mostly true...she had her implants removed at one point...then put back...they look good except she needs a little more weight on her to make them look perfect....ok im rambling...sorry
26 It is not cool to shoot snot rockets
absolutely positively true ALWAYS
27 We are beautiful at all times
you havent seen me in the morning 😑
28 We will always think we are fat, so humour us and tell us we aren't
...and remember...there is always someone else bigger then us
29 You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down huge guys and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why ht hell cant you piss in the toilet and not on it
or clean up your mess when you miss...
30 Most importantly, we are always right so don't forget it
false 😬
my opinions of course....I dont get into men bashing just as women bashing is stupid.