Originally posted by Sir Mist
Mrs. Kenobi.....I had a funny vision there....
I think I know what you mean. 😕
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
dont be jealous, bro. i am sure mrs. kenobi is out there and is a real beauty.
There are several candidates currently, all of whom are gorgeous natural beauties. 😊
Re: Things guys should know...
Things guys should know about girls:
1 Dont ever lie to us, we always find out
Same here.
2 We dont enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening
Dirty talk doesn't turn me on at all......the only guys it does do that to are freaks mademoiselle, and if you enjoy going out with freaks i understand the need to make such a list.
3 Dont say you understand when you dont
Don't complain about it like the attention whore you are eyes
4 Girls are pretty, but yours is the prettiest
If she's "mine" that means i consider here pretty "enough"
5 You dont have PMS, dont act like you know what its like
Fair. Don't act like the world revolves around PMS.
6 Saying something sweet might get you off the hook, doing something sweet will always get you off the hook
Shallow much? Doesn't always work with the girls i date.
7 If you talk about having a big d**k, we know you dont
Fair enough. If you talk about being sensual and cat-like, i know you're just a scared virgin 👆
8 Size does matter, but only to hoes, not girls that want relationships
That's nice
9 We dont like it when you act like Mr Big
That's nice
10 A system in your car only impresses your homeboys, not us
A new dress or earrings only impress your girlfriends, not me.
11 No matter what you say your ex-girlfriend is a whore
As long as you realize that's what my next girlfriend's gonna say about you, it's cool with me.
12 Its good to be sensitive, sometimes
Sometimes, yes, always, no.
13 If you did something wrong or even if you didnt, apologise
How about you just stick to the cooking and other household chores hmm? See? Ain't this great? 🙄
14 Be spontanious, dinner and a movie wont always cut it
See, now if my gf were in a situation like yours (assuming) where your guy supports you while you suck away at his money and health, then yeah i suppose she'd feel the same way. Fortunately for me, she's realistic and is just as busy with work and college to be just as tired as i am. A dinner and a movie is great for both of us.
15 We are self-conscious by nature, we cant help it
Then i suppose you're aware of how incredibly wrong and biased these items are eh? 🙂
16 We are drama queens
Generalizing much? You're a drama queen perhaps. My gf sure as hell isn't a drama queen.
17 Fashion police do exist
Then feel free to call me a fashion terrorist 😬
18 Dont ask us to give h**d THATS JUST GROSS
Fair enough. I however don't have to ask my gf to do it, it's all about pleasing the partner.
19 We absolutly DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems or anything else you and your friends talk about
I don't care about shopping and never pretend i do.
20 Hugs and kisses MUST be given at all times
I'd get my face busted in if i did that.
21 We dont shave our legs everyday so get over it
That's nice Yeti 🙂 . My gf doesn't need to do it every day. Once in a while is enough.
22 Don't make bets about us, we always find out
No you don't.
23 Shave, no matter how cool you think your goatee, beard or moustache looks, we hate it
Maybe for you. My gf. likes my goatee just fine.
24 Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not
I really have to worry about what kind of guys you go out with.....
25 Dont compare our breasts with Pamela Andersons, hers are fake, just remember that you have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers
jealous much? Breast size matters, but not to guys who want a relationship. Sound familiar? 🙄
26 It is not cool to shoot snot rockets
🤨
27 We are beautiful at all times
Ummmm......yeah........my friend Mr. Mirror here disagrees. He'd like to meet you.
28 We will always thnk we are fat, so humour us and tell us we aren't
Get over your complexes and i won't have to.
29 You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down huge guys and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why ht hell cant you piss in the toilet and not on it
I piss just fine, thanks. But again, i have to wonder what kind of guys you go out with...
30 Most importantly, we are always right so don't forget it
Given the extreme level of crap in your post......i'd just like to tell you to use that "self-consciousness" to realize.......that you're not.
Also.......try to find guys that aren't reboots from the local jail and then you won't complain this much mkay? 🙂
~wickerman~