Things guys should know...

Originally posted by Telpy
Things guys should know about girls:

1 Dont ever lie to us, we always find out

2 We dont enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening

3 Dont say you understand when you dont

4 Girls are pretty, but yours is the prettiest

5 You dont have PMS, dont act like you know what its like

6 Saying something sweet might get you off the hook, doing something sweet will always get you off the hook

7 If you talk about having a big d**k, we know you dont

8 Size does matter, but only to hoes, not girls that want relationships

9 We dont like it when you act like Mr Big

10 A system in your car only impresses your homeboys, not us

11 No matter what you say your ex-girlfriend is a whore

12 Its good to be sensitive, sometimes

13 If you did something wrong or even if you didnt, apologise

14 Be spontanious, dinner and a movie wont always cut it

15 We are self-conscious by nature, we cant help it

16 We are drama queens

17 Fashion police do exist

18 Dont ask us to give h**d THATS JUST GROSS

19 We absolutly DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems or anything else you and your friends talk about

20 Hugs and kisses MUST be given at all times

21 We dont shave our legs everyday so get over it

22 Don't make bets about us, we always find out

23 Shave, no matter how cool you think your goatee, beard or moustache looks, we hate it

24 Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not

25 Dont compare our breasts with Pamela Andersons, hers are fake, just remember that you have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers

26 It is not cool to shoot snot rockets

27 We are beautiful at all times

28 We will always thnk we are fat, so humour us and tell us we aren't

29 You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down huge guys and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why ht hell cant you piss in the toilet and not on it

30 Most importantly, we are always right so don't forget it

My God, so boring I didn't finish reading it. We know it's written by a girl. 😆

Re: Things guys should know...

20 Hugs and kisses MUST be given at all times
Just imagine a guy sitting on your lip all day, pretty cool, no?

2 We dont enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening
Why the hell should we need to know that?

28 We will always thnk we are fat, so humour us and tell us we aren't
Maybe that is something wich is your own issue.

25 Dont compare our breasts with Pamela Andersons, hers are fake, just remember that you have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers
Wow, that stereotype again? For the last time, Pamela Anderson is ugly and balloon **** only excite drunk old men.

22 Don't make bets about us, we always find out
You are now actually talking about movies aren't you? That stuff never happens in the real world.

17 Fashion police do exist
Yup, and they are total retards.

9 We dont like it when you act like Mr Big
WTF? That guy from Sex and the City? He is an ugly snob with a fat neck!

13 If you did something wrong or even if you didnt, apologise
Yeah, you'd like a mindless, egoless individual as sex slave don't you?

7 If you talk about having a big d**k, we know you dont
WTF? If a guy suddenly tells you that, you have to question his mental abilities.

30 Most importantly, we are always right so don't forget it
When speaking about women in general at least try not to insult womens ability to rationalise.

15 We are self-conscious by nature, we cant help it
If it weren't for this little sentence, I would have thought you were temporarily insane or something. I salute you.

Damn why did I even bother.. Her whole post reeks as hypocrism and sexism! 😒
What a fine representative for her gender.

i got a question y is the list so damn long? *like the rest of them said please dont hurt me*

Originally posted by Telpy
23 Shave, no matter how cool you think your goatee, beard or moustache looks, we hate it

weep

Originally posted by xyz jedi
that's more ***** than girl

(don't hurt me)

Helps with the poking!!!

1 Dont ever lie to us, we always find out

I'll expect the same from you, then.

2 We dont enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening

I don't enjoy listening as much as you enjoy talking.

3 Dont say you understand when you dont

Then don't get pissy at me when I tell you I don't understand.

4 Girls are pretty, but yours is the prettiest

No.

5 You dont have PMS, dont act like you know what its like

I have to live with it and deal with it.

6 Saying something sweet might get you off the hook, doing something sweet will always get you off the hook

Good advice, nevermind actually being sorry for something, just lie about it and kiss ass. Apparantly all girls are shallow enough to let anything slide if you pull a ****ing chair out for them.

7 If you talk about having a big d**k, we know you dont

My dick is huge, you'll know it when you're impaled.

8 Size does matter, but only to hoes, not girls that want relationships

Good.

9 We dont like it when you act like Mr Big

Fair enough.

10 A system in your car only impresses your homeboys, not us

Money attracts women, a good sound system indicates you have money, ipso-factso, a good sound system = Poon.

11 No matter what you say your ex-girlfriend is a whore

Sure, if you're a vindictive *****.

12 Its good to be sensitive, sometimes

Good, I'll cry when you swallow.

13 If you did something wrong or even if you didnt, apologise

This one is just inherently idioitic. I'm not apologizing for shit unless I did something wrong, unless I get something out of it.

14 Be spontanious, dinner and a movie wont always cut it

Tough shit, why don't you come up with ideas sometimes.

15 We are self-conscious by nature, we cant help it

Self improvement is possible, look it up.

16 We are drama queens

Then keep your drama too yourself, we are NOT drama queens and we don't want to hear it.

17 Fashion police do exist

So does the dumb police, watch out for them!

18 Dont ask us to give h**d THATS JUST GROSS

Don't ask me to give you a present, pay for your food, kiss you or hug you or eat your damn snatch, in that case. Even though I enjoy the latter, if you're not goign to please me, then you can buy yourself a vibrator.

19 We absolutly DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems or anything else you and your friends talk about

And we don't care about your bullshit gossip, shopping or snooping.

20 Hugs and kisses MUST be given at all times

So must head.

21 We dont shave our legs everyday so get over it

Wait, what? Later on you tell us to shave our faces, yet it's okay for YOU to not shave your legs? Apparantly, according to this list, girls are also hypocrits.

22 Don't make bets about us, we always find out

Make bets? Stop acting like a horse and we'll stop betting on you as such.

23 Shave, no matter how cool you think your goatee, beard or moustache looks, we hate it

Tough shit. Learn to deal with it, the world doesn't revolve around you.

24 Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not

*Farts* Take it.

25 Dont compare our breasts with Pamela Andersons, hers are fake, just remember that you have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers

Fake or not, they're nice. As long as yours are half decent you have nothing to worry about.

26 It is not cool to shoot snot rockets

Yes it is!

27 We are beautiful at all times

Go look in the mirror when you first wake up, and you tell me when you're done screaming in horror and putting on pasty makeup to hide your face that you are "beautiful at all times".

28 We will always thnk we are fat, so humour us and tell us we aren't

If you think you're fat, you're fat. Buy a treadmill if you don't like it.

29 You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down huge guys and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why ht hell cant you piss in the toilet and not on it

I'll straighten this up right now. We do this just to piss you off. We love the thought of you sitting in our piss and freaking out. Don't like it? Lift the toilet seat when you're done or less learn to sit in a wet toilet.

30 Most importantly, we are always right so don't forget it

Yeah, just like you're always beautiful.

Originally posted by Storm
2 We dont enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening
angel_not

11 No matter what you say your ex-girlfriend is a whore
Not really. I' ve done things that would make a whore blush.

13 If you did something wrong or even if you didnt, apologise
Don' t ever play up on me.

16 We are drama queens
Save me the drama.

17 Fashion police do exist
Never met them.

18 Dont ask us to give h**d THATS JUST GROSS
naughty

20 Hugs and kisses MUST be given at all times
Do I look like a lollypop?

23 Shave, no matter how cool you think your goatee, beard or moustache looks, we hate it
The unshaven look can drive a woman wild. Mmm, sexy...

27 We are beautiful at all times
🤨

28 We will always thnk we are fat, so humour us and tell us we aren't
I don' t suffer from any complexes.

30 Most importantly, we are always right so don't forget it
I don' t pretend to know it all.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Storm is my hero. 😄

Meh, I hate these lists anyway. And it's not because I'm guy!

Originally posted by BackFire
12 Its good to be sensitive, sometimes

Good, I'll cry when you swallow.

22 Don't make bets about us, we always find out

Make bets? Stop acting like a horse and we'll stop betting on you as such.

fukkin hell...you're greatness hysterical

Originally posted by Telpy
Things guys should know about girls:

1 Dont ever lie to us, we always find out

2 We dont enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening

3 Dont say you understand when you dont

4 Girls are pretty, but yours is the prettiest

5 You dont have PMS, dont act like you know what its like

6 Saying something sweet might get you off the hook, doing something sweet will always get you off the hook

7 If you talk about having a big d**k, we know you dont

8 Size does matter, but only to hoes, not girls that want relationships

9 We dont like it when you act like Mr Big

10 A system in your car only impresses your homeboys, not us

11 No matter what you say your ex-girlfriend is a whore

12 Its good to be sensitive, sometimes

13 If you did something wrong or even if you didnt, apologise

14 Be spontanious, dinner and a movie wont always cut it

15 We are self-conscious by nature, we cant help it

16 We are drama queens

17 Fashion police do exist

18 Dont ask us to give h**d THATS JUST GROSS

19 We absolutly DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems or anything else you and your friends talk about

20 Hugs and kisses MUST be given at all times

21 We dont shave our legs everyday so get over it

22 Don't make bets about us, we always find out

23 Shave, no matter how cool you think your goatee, beard or moustache looks, we hate it

24 Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not

25 Dont compare our breasts with Pamela Andersons, hers are fake, just remember that you have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers

26 It is not cool to shoot snot rockets

27 We are beautiful at all times

28 We will always thnk we are fat, so humour us and tell us we aren't

29 You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down huge guys and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why ht hell cant you piss in the toilet and not on it

30 Most importantly, we are always right so don't forget it

heres my True or False opinions on these allegations...
1. T
2. F
3. F
4. T
5. T
6. F
7. T
8. T
9. T
10. T
11. F
12. T
13. T
14. T
15. T
16. T
17. T
18. F
19. T
20. T
21. T
22. F
23. T
24. F
25. T
26. T
27. T
28. T
29. T
30. T

I must now laugh hysterically at Backfire's answers. 😂

Originally posted by Captain REX
I must now laugh hysterically at Backfire's answers. 😂

giving head is gross? remember that the next time your guy goes down on you and he says you smell like a tuna factory in the middle of summer with no air conditioning.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
heres my True or False opinions on these allegations...
1. T
2. F
3. F
4. T
5. T
6. F
7. T
8. T
9. T
10. T
11. F
12. T
13. T
14. T
15. T
16. T
17. T
18. F
19. T
20. T
21. T
22. F
23. T
24. F
25. T
26. T
27. T
28. T
29. T
30. T

Looks like John's been whipped. 😉

looks like John's getting head 😬

Originally posted by Ms Flower
looks like John's getting head 😬

😠

Except we all know who it is, so we can now snicker and laugh to ourselves everytime we see them. We are so immature.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
😠

Except we all know who it is, so we can now snicker and laugh to ourselves everytime we see them. We are so immature.

*laughs to himself at Shellbell and Baylin*

*turns around and is sad because he isn't getting any*

And I'm a virgin! 😱

So STFU Ken. 😛

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Looks like John's been whipped. 😉

😂