Things GIRLS should know
i thought i would start this thread in defense of us guys!!!
1. we know that girls do not shave your legs every day.
2. we know that girls are always right.
3. we know that you do not like monster trucks.
4. we know girls hate pee on the toilet seat. we do it to piss you off.
5. we love to go down on our women, as long as they practice good hygeine.
6. anal sex is way overrated. not as many guys like is as girls think.
7. big boos are ok, but it is the woman behind the boobs that we find sexy.
8. a woman can be a knockout, a perfect 10, but if she has a really bitchy personality, all of that beauty is negated.
9. we know girls dont care about booming systems. we like them, so deal with it.
10. no matter what we say or do, we HATE lifetime movies.
11. we know that we have to mix it up, that dinner and a movie will not always cut it.
12. we know that girls are always right, that it is futile to argue.
13. we know that when girls feel fat there is nothing we can say or do to convince them otherwise.
14. when we say or do something dumb, give us a break.
15. if you cheat on us, we will know. we are not the stupid creatures we are made out to be.
16. we love our video games, deal with it.
17. not all of us lounge around every sunday watching football.
18. we like to spend quality time with our women just as much as they do.
19. we know that size doesnt matter, technique is most important.
20. we blow snot rockets. we scratch our balls. we scratch our asses. we like to fart and smell them. we like to burp. if you ladies cannot deal with this, then become a lesbian and stop whining about it.