Things GIRLS should know

Started by Rogue Jedi5 pages

Things GIRLS should know

i thought i would start this thread in defense of us guys!!!

1. we know that girls do not shave your legs every day.

2. we know that girls are always right.

3. we know that you do not like monster trucks.

4. we know girls hate pee on the toilet seat. we do it to piss you off.

5. we love to go down on our women, as long as they practice good hygeine.

6. anal sex is way overrated. not as many guys like is as girls think.

7. big boos are ok, but it is the woman behind the boobs that we find sexy.

8. a woman can be a knockout, a perfect 10, but if she has a really bitchy personality, all of that beauty is negated.

9. we know girls dont care about booming systems. we like them, so deal with it.

10. no matter what we say or do, we HATE lifetime movies.

11. we know that we have to mix it up, that dinner and a movie will not always cut it.

12. we know that girls are always right, that it is futile to argue.

13. we know that when girls feel fat there is nothing we can say or do to convince them otherwise.

14. when we say or do something dumb, give us a break.

15. if you cheat on us, we will know. we are not the stupid creatures we are made out to be.

16. we love our video games, deal with it.

17. not all of us lounge around every sunday watching football.

18. we like to spend quality time with our women just as much as they do.

19. we know that size doesnt matter, technique is most important.

20. we blow snot rockets. we scratch our balls. we scratch our asses. we like to fart and smell them. we like to burp. if you ladies cannot deal with this, then become a lesbian and stop whining about it.

14. We like sandwiches. Make it happen.

15. War films. Watch them. Now.

16. Star Wars. Nuff said.

Now you're generalizing your opinions into those of all guys. 🙄

Women are NOT always right.

I know women that like monster trucks, first there are rednecks and then there are the women that actually enjoy vehicular sports, ie the perfect woman.

Maybe we should make a "THE PERFECT WOMAN" list? Sandwiches HAVE to be in there somewhere...

Originally posted by Captain REX
Maybe we should make a "THE PERFECT WOMAN" list? Sandwiches HAVE to be in there somewhere...

Originally posted by Captain REX
14. We like sandwiches. Make it happen.

15. War films. Watch them. Now.

my belief and I could be waaaay off base here but...

you get me a beer

Ill make you a sandwich

we'll watch the war movie together 😊

😬

Shelleigh gets "Girl Genius Thing of the Year Award Thingy!" 😄

how is beer made?

Depends, what kind of beer? 😛

home brew
cold beer

Originally posted by Captain REX
Maybe we should make a "THE PERFECT WOMAN" list? Sandwiches HAVE to be in there somewhere...

1. She would like to make sandwiches for her man and his friends.

2. She would like the occasional beer with her man, not that sissy Fuzzy Navel or those other dumb drinks.

3. She would like to roleplay once in a while. Can you say French Maid or Sexy Cop? RAWR!

4. She would like to dress sexy in public, proudly showing off her goods and making other men drool while her man brags about her to his friends and random guys on the street.

5. She would go down on her man without question, just like her man does for her.

6. She likes football and you can have a legitimate conversation about sports with her.

7. She owns 4 pairs of shoes...TOPS, no more.

8. She loves her man no matter what he looks like. In her eyes, he's a stud muffin.

Add more guys...

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Now you're generalizing your opinions into those of all guys. 🙄

Women are NOT always right.

I know women that like monster trucks, first there are rednecks and then there are the women that actually enjoy vehicular sports, ie the perfect woman.


you and i know that they are not always right, but when they think they are right, its all over.

Corona droolio

And btw, I love monster trucks droolio

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you and i know that they are not always right, but when they think they are right, its all over.

Not for me. 😛 I'd drive home the point that they are not right. Possibly starting a fight, just for the make up sex.

Things girls should know!

I am making these all up on the spot so some/most may suck, and don't take any seriously. They're for manly shits and giggles and a parody of the thread about "What guys should know". Enjoy!

1. We don't like soap operas, I don't care that jerry is screwing lucy after mary killed johny's mother who slept with jerry's father. Don't interupt our simpsons/south park/sports to tell us about some bullshit plot twist.

2. If you ask us if you're fat, assume the answer is "yes" no matter what answer we give. Go to a damn gym.

3. We are blunt creatures, if you ask us what we think about something, our first response will be the truth. If you aren't prepared for an honest answer then don't ask the question.

4. We don't want to watch The Notebook or whatever the trendy chick flick is, leave us alone. We'll watch shitty romance movies when you watch porn.

5. Don't expect us to change, we won't.

6. We don't want you to change, if we're going out with you we like you just fine, don't worry about shit.

7. Don't think you can balloon and get fat as soon as you "net" us, it will only promote us cheating on you. Stay thin and fit.

8. A guy isn't complicated. If you want to make a guy happy make him a sandwich and a kiss, you'd be amazed at how far this goes.

9. Guys want three things - Sex, food, and sleep. Anything else is a bonus/annoyance.

10. Show some enthusiasm in bed, it won't kill you. And it will make us incredibly happy! Hell, you may even like it!

11. Accept the fact that your man has independant interests that don't have anything to do with you. When he's watching the game and not paying attention to you, leave him alone. Don't try and make him feel bad or guilty, all your doing is pushing him away.

12. Throwing a tantrum will only annoy us and make you look foolish.

13. Stop ****ing crying! You're a grown woman, act like it! The only time we want you to cry is during sex for the first time because of how happy it's making you, tears of joy!

14. PMS sucks for you, it sucks for us too. Don't get angry when we get annoyed by your PMS whining. If you don't like it then stay away from us when you're on the ****ing rag.

15. Cook us food every now and then, don't think that by refusing to do your historically accepted womanly duty that you're achieving anything other then simple rebelion.

16. Leave us alone sometimes! We need alone time, we want to play games or watch TV in quiet sometimes, accept this, it doesn't mean we don't like you!

17. Don't ***** at us when we leave the toilet seat up! Just put it down, it's not complicated!

That's all I can think of right now. Add to them as you will.

Damn, I've been beaten to the punch!

Duplicate thread. 😛

Originally posted by Sir Mist
16. Star Wars. Nuff said.

I add this to Ken's list.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Not for me. 😛 I'd drive home the point that they are not right. Possibly starting a fight, just for the make up sex.

you'll learn, ken. when a woman makes up her mind that she is right, trust me, nothing you say will convince them otherwise. the more you drive it home the worse the fight will get.