Originally posted by BackFire👆 agree totally... even if they're for shits and giggles.
I am making these all up on the spot so some/most may suck, and don't take any seriously. They're for manly shits and giggles and a parody of the thread about "What guys should know". Enjoy!1. We don't like soap operas, I don't care that jerry is screwing lucy after mary killed johny's mother who slept with jerry's father. Don't interupt our simpsons/south park/sports to tell us about some bullshit plot twist.
2. If you ask us if you're fat, assume the answer is "yes" no matter what answer we give. Go to a damn gym.
3. We are blunt creatures, if you ask us what we think about something, our first response will be the truth. If you aren't prepared for an honest answer then don't ask the question.
4. We don't want to watch The Notebook or whatever the trendy chick flick is, leave us alone. We'll watch shitty romance movies when you watch porn.
5. Don't expect us to change, we won't.
6. We don't want you to change, if we're going out with you we like you just fine, don't worry about shit.
7. Don't think you can balloon and get fat as soon as you "net" us, it will only promote us cheating on you. Stay thin and fit.
8. A guy isn't complicated. If you want to make a guy happy make him a sandwich and a kiss, you'd be amazed at how far this goes.
9. Guys want three things - Sex, food, and sleep. Anything else is a bonus/annoyance.
10. Show some enthusiasm in bed, it won't kill you. And it will make us incredibly happy! Hell, you may even like it!
11. Accept the fact that your man has independant interests that don't have anything to do with you. When he's watching the game and not paying attention to you, leave him alone. Don't try and make him feel bad or guilty, all your doing is pushing him away.
12. Throwing a tantrum will only annoy us and make you look foolish.
13. Stop ****ing crying! You're a grown woman, act like it! The only time we want you to cry is during sex for the first time because of how happy it's making you, tears of joy!
14. PMS sucks for you, it sucks for us too. Don't get angry when we get annoyed by your PMS whining. If you don't like it then stay away from us when you're on the ****ing rag.
15. Cook us food every now and then, don't think that by refusing to do your historically accepted womanly duty that you're achieving anything other then simple rebelion.
16. Leave us alone sometimes! We need alone time, we want to play games or watch TV in quiet sometimes, accept this, it doesn't mean we don't like you!
17. Don't ***** at us when we leave the toilet seat up! Just put it down, it's not complicated!
That's all I can think of right now. Add to them as you will.