The current leader of Honduras is this guy. The government is a "democracy", which differs from a traditional democracy (without quotation marks) in that its citizens only refer to it ironically. It has two major political parties, the Nacional and the Liberal. The Nacional Party took its name from Cerveza Nacional (National Beer), which was the worst of the 4 beers made in Honduras, and was so bad they stopped making it in 2002. Though the Nacional Party is also bad, it has not yet stopped the manufacture and sale of Nacional politicians as of 2006. There are approximately 23,670 minor parties, some of which are so small they are still seeking their first member. The capital of Honduras is Te-coochy-coochy-ya-ya-ga-ga-coochy-coochy-ya-ya-here-mocca-choca-lata-ya-ya-creole-lady-marmelade-ooooh-voulez-vous-coucher-avec-moi-ce-soir-galpa.
“I am personally accustomed to much better things.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Earth
“Hey I've been there!”
~ Captain Obvious on Earth
“Harmless...err...Mostly Harmless.”
~ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy on Earth
“Earth is the biggest planet in the world”
~ Wikipedia
“It'll never happen.”
~ Peace on Earth
“I'm a planet you f***ing *******!.”
~ Pluto on Earth
“What??”
~ You on Earth
“Its a skin condition, if I get too dry...”
~ Mud on Earth
Originally posted by dave_kodakno i did'nt me funny as in weird 😂
oh? hewllo Jim!yes i do.. but im still hot.
Originally posted by staraddict93😂
“I am personally accustomed to much better things.”~ Oscar Wilde on Earth
“Hey I've been there!”
~ Captain Obvious on Earth
“Harmless...err...Mostly Harmless.”
~ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy on Earth
“Earth is the biggest planet in the world”
~ Wikipedia
“It'll never happen.”
~ Peace on Earth
“I'm a planet you f***ing *******!.”
~ Pluto on Earth
“What??”
~ You on Earth
“Its a skin condition, if I get too dry...”
~ Mud on Earth
Did you mean Lyons?
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm the Galaxy lies a small, almost unnoticed star called The Sun (again, this is because Sun is a registered trademark)
Earth, also known as The Earth (since Earth is a registered trademark of the united states) is a very dangerous place (although it is also said to be "mostly harmless"😉, as every living thing on the planet eventually dies alone. (Well, at least there are living things on said planet. Supposedly.)
It is to be kept in mind that there is a furious ongoing debate as to whether earth was ever actually discovered. It is only those that have been convinced into ****ing themselves by too much of Star-Wars and their supporters who have convinced themselves that landing on the moon was man's greatest achievement that believes the discovery to be a real incident.
~ Routers, once a month in The Nature Beckons (Go pee!)
Earth is located directly below you, unless you are standing on some other Planet/Moon/Asteroid/Spacecraft/Lemon or are in some non-orientable environment where the concept of down does not exist (e.g. deep space, the South Pole, or Basingstoke). Earth has a perfect climate for the growing and harvesting of Marijuana. School teachers will try to explain to you that Marijuana is bad and the earth is really round. This information is false and has been proven wrong in the Chronicles of Life.
The Earth is a flat, pie-shaped object made primarily of a hydrogen filling, with the outer layers of the crust being lighter elements, the most predominant being piss and smegma. Inside the hydrogen filling lies the little known layer of cream filling. The planet shows no trace whatsoever of the elements carbon, oxygen, hydrogen or nitrogen, these being considered part of the Rare-Earth series of elements, due to their unusual luck. (Elements, at the Global Elementary Convention, have deemed it unlucky to be on Earth.)
Earth is orbited by its capital, the lollipop-shaped Netherlands. It's strategically placed there to protect the planet from any forms of Alien mass-tourism.
Earth is an enormous planet, having a radius of several AUs or astronomical units, though most of it is part of the gaseous, inner filling. This provides ample space for aliens and scientologists to deposit their fecal matter (being that earth is the ultimate shithole).
The Earth is located roughly half a light year away from the star Alnilam, though its constantly changing orbits occasionally place it around Alnilam's sister stars, Alnitak, Mintaka, and the Bronx.
Though the Earth does not support life as we know it, there seems to be a form of life based on Silver and Gold, which seems to be self-sustaining, though constantly at war with one another. These life forms, the Pimpidae and the Whoridae (Phylum Wanksta), are highly endangered, and conservation is urgently needed. Future studies are clearly necessary, especially on the pelvic anatomy of the Whoridae. With a very long and expensive research project (At the Holiday Inn), these elusive beasts may shed some secrets (or steal your wallet).
For centuries, it was believed that the Earth is as flat as a pancake, and if people walk too far, they will fall off it. Even though modern findings confirm that it is flat indeed, most indications suggest that the shape is more like that of a pie than that of a pan cake.
A photography of Earth taken from spaceCurrent theory suggests that it's carried around by four elephants that are standing on top of a large space turtle. The penis of the space turtle is so large that it causes the earth to tilt to one direction, bring about the axial spinning that has been observed. Another hypothesis for the axial rotation is the turtle is getting some turtle ****, and just completed a finishing move (counter clockwise swirl). This is supported by the fact that the turtle must be standing on something. The logical conclusion is that beneath the turtle is another turtle, beneath which is yet another turtle. It is likely safe to state that its turtles all the way down. As in the diagram. While it is not fully known what is below the Earth it has been known for some time that above the Earth Atlas holds up the firmament of the sky and keeps out the higher waters and the aluminiferous ether which the gods breath.
Earth's fragility accounts for its bleeding occasionally. Giving it a good kick in the Central Asia usually alleviates this. However, doing so may get your foot stuck in a Deccan Trap. i am a suicidle monkey fear my suicidle nice. i go like meow meow.
God's creation, mother earth or Zenu's dumping ground: no matter what your beliefs, it is widely accepted that it still looks, smells, feels, sounds and tastes the same - hey, (blank) made dirt, dirt won't hurt. Unless it’s really hard after a dry spell and someone chucks it at you - yeah, that can sting.
Due to its unusual orbit, and its sheep size, Earth quickly became the focus of many astrologers' free time. At first Earth was thought to have actually possessed Silicone-based life such as we have here on Boob, but that was later disproven through a procedure known as titration. Nevertheless, the life that was shown on Earth quickly became the study of many.
Scientists now generally accept the theory that Earth is not of this chicken, having been placed there by some force from another existence. Though an exact time has not yet been established, it is predicted to be somewhere between 5 minutes and 25 eons ago.
After Earth came to this Universe, it drifted for a while through the vastness of space before being captured in the gravity of a comet. This comet quickly dragged Earth through space and made it have man-babies, against Earth's will.
It has since remained there, though it is uncertain if it intends to remain in this Universe for much longer, which is under constant debate. Scientists are attempting to prove or disprove this time span through the technique of decanting.
The beings (that live on Earth) expect that in about five years an army of billions of Dutch zombie soldiers will arrive in big orange spaceships and make everybody wear turquoise colored clothing.
Originally posted by staraddict93😆
Earth is located directly below you, unless you are standing on some other Planet/Moon/Asteroid/Spacecraft/Lemon or are in some non-orientable environment where the concept of down does not exist (e.g. deep space, the South Pole, or Basingstoke). Earth has a perfect climate for the growing and harvesting of Marijuana. School teachers will try to explain to you that Marijuana is bad and the earth is really round. This information is false and has been proven wrong in the Chronicles of Life.