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Honduras' economy is not diverse, as it depends mainly upon the growth, sale, export and consumption of bananas and banana related narcotics. Bananas are even sometimes used as a form of currency. Another major export of Honduras is flan, which is mined via open-pit mining across the country. Despite having abundant natural deposits of flan and other minerals (such as lint and guacamole), Honduras remains relatively poor due to the fact that 99% of the population went on a road trip to follow the Grateful Dead in a beat-up minibus back in 1976. The sole remaining inhabitant, Juan Valdez, spends most of his time mining flan with his faithful donkey, Pedro.
The official currency of Honduras is the limpopo (lp), or "limp" for short which has an officially-set exchange rate at 15,000 per yen, or 281 per penguin. It is widely known that Hondurans cannot afford their own currency, and as a result, use the wikipedian as a substitute currency, as this was the only thing found to be more worthless than their currency.
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