Canuckstan
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Canuckstan was the name that Canada adopted after being totally destroyed in the liberatarian wars in the year 1984.
The great leader of Canada, General Choksonclit, was brutally killed when a tampon was expelled in a grenade blast and expanded dramatically in his throat due to the Canadian Spit Gene (which causes canadians to spit when they talk due to an enormous salivation production rivalling that of Hannibal from A-team) eventually causing him to choke.
Canuckstan has the worlds largest selection of stolen tyres anyway in the world, and the highest cancer rates. It is also famed for it's matchstick manufacture.
Have-nuke-istan, officially The People's Democratic Republic of Have-nuke-istan (Have-nuke-istanian: Have-nuke-istan), is a small, dirty country where the men are bald, the women are bearded, and the children are below average. Current intelligence suggests that Have-nuke-istan is not located in the United States of America, which means that the country is simultaneously below contempt and extremely dangerous/evil. Despite its name, there is no indication that Have-nuke-istan possesses any nuclear weapons; in fact, "Have-nuke-istan" is Have-nuke-istanian for "Up yours, Russia."
Originally posted by staraddict93😂
Canuckstan
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Canuckstan was the name that Canada adopted after being totally destroyed in the liberatarian wars in the year 1984.The great leader of Canada, General Choksonclit, was brutally killed when a tampon was expelled in a grenade blast and expanded dramatically in his throat due to the Canadian Spit Gene (which causes canadians to spit when they talk due to an enormous salivation production rivalling that of Hannibal from A-team) eventually causing him to choke.
Canuckstan has the worlds largest selection of stolen tyres anyway in the world, and the highest cancer rates. It is also famed for it's matchstick manufacture.
nyny go to friends house..is so hard to pull this myself..nyny we can be together..I don't want to lose you..nyny make me feel better visit me again..nyny tell me anything you want..you observed me I'm not bad..I knew I was talking to myself but that's nothing wrong..I mentioned you..I didn't know how you sounded like or seen you but I felt familiar with you..nyny please
Originally posted by staraddict93😂
Have-nuke-istan, officially The People's Democratic Republic of Have-nuke-istan (Have-nuke-istanian: Have-nuke-istan), is a small, dirty country where the men are bald, the women are bearded, and the children are below average. Current intelligence suggests that Have-nuke-istan is not located in the United States of America, which means that the country is simultaneously below contempt and extremely dangerous/evil. Despite its name, there is no indication that Have-nuke-istan possesses any nuclear weapons; in fact, "Have-nuke-istan" is Have-nuke-istanian for "Up yours, Russia."
Originally posted by posterok now i'm pissed. if youre gonna do this ask Raz to make a sulking forum and do it there.
nyny go to friends house..is so hard to pull this myself..nyny we can be together..I don't want to lose you..nyny make me feel better visit me again..nyny tell me anything you want..you observed me I'm not bad..I knew I was talking to myself but that's nothing wrong..I mentioned you..I didn't know how you sounded like or seen you but I felt familiar with you..nyny please
In 1224, Have-nuke-istan was overrun single-handedly by Genghis Khan, who was armed only with a goat at the time. After whacking all ten citizens of the country squarely in the face with the goat, Khan ruled the land with an iron fist for almost 50 years. He was eventually overthrown by accident by his personal chef, who made the mistake of feeding him a Have-nuke-istanian delicacy: roasted diseased pigeon. Havislav the Janitor thus became the first official monarch of the tiny, impoverished country. He was the first in a long line of native rulers. In the 19th Century, the Russian Empire easily conquered Have-nuke-istan, and put all its people to work making baskets out of sand. The baskets were worthless, but the Russians liked a good laugh. It was during this period that the name of the nation was changed from Chongistan to Have-nuke-istan as a private dig at the Russian ruling class. After the dissolution of the USSR in the late 20th century, Have-nuke-istan gladly regained its independence. The people celebrated by burning all the baskets in the country, drinking mead, stuffing used toilet paper into their mouths, and kicking old people long into the night.