“It was quite thrilling, really. Never before have I felt so empowered.”
~ Stephen Hawking on Bukkake
“A little bukkake is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Capital Punishment
“Twice, maybe three times a day. I just can't get enough of it, really, and Mr. Cruise loves to provide.”
~ Pope Benedict XVI on Bukkake
“Come, children. Let your Lord spread his love across your faces.”
~ Jesus on Bukkake
“In Soviet Russia, hentai watches YOU!!”
~ Russian Reversal on Bukkake
“Cock goes where?!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Bukkake
Bukkake is the term used to describe the phenomenon when a Mommy, and a Daddy, and a Daddy, and a Daddy... (n+1), get together to see how much of the daddies' special pudding mommy can either eat or wear (or both) at once. It is a popular term, coined originally from the nickname for the platter of cheese fries that Dick Butkus used to eat before football games.
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“It was quite thrilling, really. Never before have I felt so empowered.”
~ Stephen Hawking on Bukkake“A little bukkake is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Capital Punishment“Twice, maybe three times a day. I just can't get enough of it, really, and Mr. Cruise loves to provide.”
~ Pope Benedict XVI on Bukkake“Come, children. Let your Lord spread his love across your faces.”
~ Jesus on Bukkake“In Soviet Russia, hentai watches YOU!!”
~ Russian Reversal on Bukkake“Cock goes where?!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Bukkake
In the early Middle Ages, bukkake evolved as a new method of baptism for use in the absence of a river or fountain. With this method, the baptist produced holy water into a container of some sort to then sprinkle on the convert's head with a flick of the wrist. The technique was deemed "verily, a knavish good time" by St. Augustine, and rapidly rose to popularity. There are many instances of men, women, and children being baptized through the bukkake method forty to seventy times in their lives, sometimes by entire monasteries.
In the early Middle Ages, bukkake evolved as a new method of baptism for use in the absence of a river or fountain. With this method, the baptist produced holy water into a container of some sort to then sprinkle on the convert's head with a flick of the wrist. The technique was deemed "verily, a knavish good time" by St. Augustine, and rapidly rose to popularity. There are many instances of men, women, and children being baptized through the bukkake method forty to seventy times in their lives, sometimes by entire monasteries.
Around the turn of the 18th century, Mohandas Gandhi streamlined the process of bukkake with the removal of the container entirely. Literature and surveys of the time reveal that this change was met with 95% approval rating in Japan and America, but only 40% approval rating in Scotland, and AA% approval rating in AAAAAAAAA.
Some believe that bukkake was invented by Joseph Stalin around the same time that Benjamin Franklin invented sex, but recent research lends more credibility to the baptismal theory.
Bukkake was declared the official national passtime of Japan in 1945, replacing Losing Wars and Seppuku. Today, bukkake overdose is one of the leading causes of death in Japan and Amsterdam, placing second to kitten overdose.
In recent years, tentacle monsters and marine life bearing pseudopods have shown an increased interest in bukkake. Sociologists theorize that the root of this can be found in the increased popularity of bukkake in schoolgirls, the root of which in turn can be found in global warming.
Atomic fisting was first tested on Japanese sex tourist prisoners of war in Mount Isa, Queensland, Australia, during The Great Bukkake War of 1783. The victim was handcuffed and gagged, dressed in a natty leather outfit which al-Terrence described in his notes as 'rather arousing'. al-Philip's hand was steadied while the highy volatile enriched latex glove was lowered carefully onto it. International observers, such as Britain's Margaret Thatcher and the United States' Pee Wee Herman (who would later experiment with this technology on children), marvelled at the intense release of orgasmic isotopes during detonation which contaminated the laboratory for some days (until they bothered to clean up the mess).
Sex is NOT a religion (and definitely NOT Catholic)
Sex is NOT a profession
Sex is NOT how people are born
Alcohol does NOT lead to sex... but it helps
Sex is NOT a father/son hobby
Sex does NOT turn you into muscle man
Sex does NOT make you a man nor does it make you a woman
Sex DOES lead to foreplay
Sex does NOT lead to regret
Sex does NOT lead to peace in the Middle East
Sex does NOT lead to peace in Middle Earth
Sex does NOT lead to a good life style, instead you get a whiney ***** and 3 little shit heads running around asking you stupid questions, until you get drunk one night and lock them in the basement.
Sex is NOT fun, unless you're using protection.
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It is, in fact, true that sex is considered a type of kick in Stewie Griffin's mind. Y'know, this could exist in some foreign country. Wait, why are you looking at me, man? I don't know every foreign country, I mean gosh!
Choking your self while ejaculating does not get you more pleasure, it will kill you like Chuck Norris.