japanese product warnings in english:
1. On a blanket - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
2. On a shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
3. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids - LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT
POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT.
WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.
4. On a kitchen knife - WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
Originally posted by staraddict93woah 😂
japanese product warnings in english:
1. On a blanket - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.2. On a shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
3. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids - LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT
POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT.
WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.4. On a kitchen knife - WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
JENNIFER HOPKINS WRITES:
I worked as an Importer of gift bags, decorations for holidays, and the like. For the Halloween season,
we had ordered, quite to my surprise, "Grow in Dark Witches with Dicks" according to the invoice I
received from our vendor in Korea... hmmmm, I thought I'd ordered glow in the dark, riding on
broomsticks witches. Our entire staff meeting was in tears at the imagery.
Originally posted by staraddict93
JENNIFER HOPKINS WRITES:I worked as an Importer of gift bags, decorations for holidays, and the like. For the Halloween season,
we had ordered, quite to my surprise, "Grow in Dark Witches with Dicks" according to the invoice I
received from our vendor in Korea... hmmmm, I thought I'd ordered glow in the dark, riding on
broomsticks witches. Our entire staff meeting was in tears at the imagery.