“Where the bloody hell are you?”
~ Some Aussie Girl on the mysteries of her phantom poo
“I just love sniffing miss Manton!”
~ Daniel Stewart on Poo
“Poo is one of the tastiest dishes I have ever prepared...”
~ Chef Emeril on poo
“This is the best shit ever invented, oh wait, poo is shit but....DAMN”
~ some guy on Poo
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If you're British, did you know that you can get better food in prison by claiming you are kosher? You may wish to pass the lonely hours behind bars by doing something worthwhile for society.
Originally posted by staraddict93
Poo has been voted (as of 2359 AD) to have been the best tasting thing ever in the universe, except maybe pie. This was also agreed with by the Pope, who said: "Poo? Yes, I know poo. Me and poo go way back. What's that, Protestant scum, eh? Say that to my face! Oh that's it, it's ON!!!"