The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Help, I have done it again
I have been here many times before
Hurt myself again today
And, the worst part is there's no-one else to blame...

Be my friend
Hold me, wrap me up
Unfold me
I am small
and needy
Warm me up
And breathe me

Be my friend
Hold me, wrap me up
Unfold me
I am small
and needy
Warm me up
And breathe me

Sharks never get sick, they are immune to all known diseases.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Sharks never get sick, they are immune to all known diseases.

It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of its mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

A snail can sleep for three years.

🤨 😐

Originally posted by Sanctuary
A snail can sleep for three years.

🤨 😐

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Sure?

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

http://www.mooncandy.org/stef/

It is impossible to hum if your nose is plugged. Try it!

😐

Originally posted by Sanctuary
It is impossible to hum if your nose is plugged. Try it!

😐

"Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"

"(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you out of these wet clothes."

😐

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Thats terribly aggrivating.

"Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?"

Ewwww. 😐

"If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public."

😐

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Sharks never get sick, they are immune to all known diseases.

but Sancies are not immune to the sleepy disease!

Outlaw star

I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word ‘dude.’ ‘Dude, these are isotopes.’ ‘Dude, we removed your kidney. You’re gonna be fine.’ ‘Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.’

I saw a guy at a party wearing a leather jacket and I thought, ‘That is cool.’ But then I saw another guy wearing a leather vest and I thought, ‘That is not cool’. Then I figured it out: ‘Cool’ is all about leather sleeves.