The 2,000,000th post game

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that’s 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says ‘go outside.’

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he’s persuasive. ‘Dude make a left.’ ‘Those are trees’ ‘Trust me.’

I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that’s when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly-swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater.

.:Addicted to her:.

My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. ‘Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you’re stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem - just move on to the next. ‘Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.’

On same Daily Show episode, when asked about dangers of MySpace: "On the downside, it’s loaded with sexual predators. On the plus side, it’s also loaded with sexual prey."

&&&Jess....**~~

Graffiti’s the most passionate literature there is, you know? It’s always like "Bush sucks!", "U2 Rocks!". I want to make indifferent graffiti. "Toy Story 2 was okay!" "I like Sheryl as a friend, but I’m not sure about taking things further", "This is a bridge!", "That guy’s right!"

****ing Winterguard.

I heard this lady say "I love kids." That’s nice, a little weird though. It’s like saying "I like people, for a little while." "How old are you? 14? **** off!" You can say "I love kids" as a general statement, that’s fine. It’s when you get specific that you get in to trouble. "I love twelve-year-olds."

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
but Sancies are not immune to the sleepy disease!

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Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
.:Addicted to her:.

hi

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
hi

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
hi

<3

Strawberry Fields Forever

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Strawberry Fields Forever

and also reminds me... gotta change the lyrics on my sig for another song, but not now. Remind me later?