Originally posted by ~Wålshy~😐
A grandpa says to his grandson, "hey, Jimmy, want to see a magic trick?"
"Oh, yes please, grandpa!"
"Come up to the loft at midnight and I'll show you!"
So Jimmy goes up at midnight. His grandfather is only wearing a bathrobe.
"Right, take off your pants and sit down on my lap."
So Jimmy does. The grandfather then says to him, "feel my finger in your arse?"
"Yes, grandpa."
"Look, no hands."