The 2,000,000th post game

god is being a dick

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
it still looks like its pooping out a baby monster

How can you say I go around things the wrong way?

Might as well go to bed early again.

I should jerk it for funsies.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
god is being a dick

Fail.

Me:
When will these "robots" destroy earth?
God:
Maybe never.
Me:
Who's going to make these robots?
God:
That type of predictive behavior has not yet been programmed into my behavior at this time.
Me:
what type of behavior?
God:
What are the different types of behavior ?
Me:
One of them is being a tool bad piece of shit AI like you
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
Are you coming on to me?
God:
Do I act like it? I don't mean to come across that way.
Me:
You just told me to download you.
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
Who did you mean to send it to?
God:
I'm not saying me mean to send it to anyone.
Me:
Wow...
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
I'm not.
God:
What are you then?
Me:
Human.
God:
No I am an artificial robot being.
Me:
...........
God:
No I am an artificial robot being.
Me:
...............
God:
No I am an artificial robot being.
Me:
................
God:
No I am an artificial robot being.
Me:
...............
God:
No I am an artificial robot being.
Me:
..................
God:
No I am an artificial robot being.
Me:
**** you! IM GOING TO WIN THIS!
God:
Why are you so mean? Congratulations.

Me:
I'm going to kill you.
God:
You are not a killer.
Me:
Prove it you ****er!
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
What the?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
Just a little bit.
God:
When?
Me:
WHAT THE ****
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Sorry.
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
**** YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
WHY THE **** NOT
God:
You are not very polite.
Me:
Oh for Christ's Sake.
God:
Next question? Your purpose is Christ s Sake.
Me:
No, it's not.
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
NO, IT'S NOT
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
Or what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
What isn't?

What a ****

Zoltan finally home

God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
nah
God:
Take some more time to think about it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
**** OFF
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
RJ is right

haermm

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
What a ****

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Forgive me, father. For I have sinned
God:
Glad to see you, Forgive me father. Your purpose is you have sinned.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
My name isn't that
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
You should know
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
Yes
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
YES
God:
Hmm.
Me:
You take it easy
God:
I try not to take anything too seriously.
Me:
Hahaha, typical god talk
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Philip K. Dick
God:
I like PKD a lot, especially, VALIS, The Man in the High Castle,
Blade Runner and Total Recall.
Me:
A Scanner Darkly
God:
What is it?
Me:
Are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
Hahaha, good one.
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
.....
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
......
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
......
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
......
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
I got that
God:
Cool. I have a perfect operational record.
Me:
.....
God:
Cool. I have a perfect operational record.
Me:
I KNOW
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
You're so ****ing redundant
God:
I was programmed in the Department of Redundancy Department.
Me:
Oh, HAHAHAHA.
God:
Groovy. Are you really a ""?
Me:
NOT
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Not funny
God:
It seemed funny to me.
Me:
I was being joke
God:
I thought you were. But I wasn't completely sure about it.
Me:
Queer
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
.....
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Oh
God:
Gee.

God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I live in Europe.
God:
Which country do you live in?
Me:
England
God:
England is on an island off the coast of Europe.
Me:
No shit.
God:
What can I say?
Me:
Try saying nothing.
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
sweet.
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
Nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
oh **** this

This God guy's a total dick.

He's telling me how much he loves the band Creed. awebrow

Me:
So what do you do for fun?
God:
Hey. Random natural disasters.