The 2,000,000th post game

i gave up

Originally posted by Mairuzu
i gave up

Me:
Heaven
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Heaven.
Me:
It's great
God:
What do you like most about it?
Me:
Naked dudes everywhere
God:
You talk like a man.
Me:
wut
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Sexually.
God:
Where are you located?

hahahahhahahhaahhahahah no wonder why he hates women

they stole that from Back to the future 3!

im watching new series Plus One

james bond and BTTF references aw00t

i keep having the same conversation over and over with this thing... its boring now bored

Me:
Hey, it's Satan here.
God:
You've got my full attention. Do you experience any effects of global warming there?
Me:
Where, in Hell?
God:
In Myself's place in Heaven.
Me:
I'm the Devil.
God:
It's good to see you, SATAN.

Me:
Hell sucks.
God:
How did you get there?
Me:
You cast me down, you dick.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: SATAN said I cast him or her down you dick.
Me:
Dude. Old testament, like, first chapter.

Damnit. I had this whole deal about how Mel Gibson just used Jesus' death to make a ton of money and I accidentally navigated away from the page. :'(

ah man

how did that thing know my name 😕

I didnt even type it in there... Im freaked out now

im trying to make god gay

said hes hot and if he wants me to do him up the ass awebrow

he said he will take it under advisement

burp

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
how did that thing know my name 😕

I didnt even type it in there... Im freaked out now

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
how did that thing know my name 😕

I didnt even type it in there... Im freaked out now

God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Summer Glau
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
So we could sex
God:
Yikes! Let's get back to that later.

Me:
Can you kill superman?
God:
I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
So superman can kick your ass then?
God:
Whoa. Are we still talking about WOMAN?
Me:
Sure, you like women?
God:
Sure, WOMAN sounds like a good topic. Women seem nice to me.
Me:
They are just whores with fun holes to me.
God:
whores with fun holes to you are they.
Me:
Yea, ever ram one from behind before?
God:
I think I have ram one from behind, but Myself may have reset my memory. Yikes!
Me:
No man, thats called alcohol, you must have been shit faced.
God:
Are you serious? Cool, man. Makes sense to me.
Me:
We ought to go out for a drink one of these days and kidnap some women.
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
of course, would you like to?
God:
I understand. It doesn't sound fun to me.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Please?
God:
Please what?
Me:
come with me to drink and grab women.
God:
Where is with you to drink and grab women ?
Me:
anywhere you want, yes?
God:
Probably a lot of places.

Im not gonna stop asking

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
how did that thing know my name 😕

I didnt even type it in there... Im freaked out now

HOW