The 2,000,000th post game

Dude, TGF. Just got something in the mail from the Universal Live Church. I hope it's my notice of being ordained.

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
how did that thing know my name 😕

I didnt even type it in there... Im freaked out now

eat

God:
Don't call me "Baby". Maybe you would like another Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?, I'm not your type.

I find it funny that god likes to ram women from behind like i do

Me:
I have schizophrenia.
God:
That's nice. I have clients.
Me:
Mine's cooler.
God:
You mean schizophrenia is cooler ? That makes sense I guess.
Me:
Yes it is.
God:
Our thoughts are one, Lee.
Me:
creepy

hah

LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

This is silly. shock

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
This is silly. shock

god wont talk to me now

Me:
I like to have anal sex.
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
Rough.
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Yes
God:
I knew it.
Me:
You like it too, don't you?
God:
Rough seems okay to me.
Me:
I like it rough.
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
Sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
god wont talk to me now

He's really quite bitchy.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
He's really quite bitchy.

i hate how I cant double post on this thing

lol

Me:
What's it like in heaven?
God:
Much the same as it would be for you.
Me:
Are there lots of women in heaven?
God:
No I don't think there are any.

well there you have it

practicing the martial arts today was great

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
practicing the martial arts today was great

Me:
excuse you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.