The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Hello darkness, my old friend

I just keep singing that bit over and over.

It's stuck in my head.

all I keep thinking is that I hope Ken's ok.
and I just wanna give him a hug.

ermm

Starlock: "No Longer Taking Signature Request"

thank ****

Mystery Dance

Hi solsy.

STARLOCKS ALRIGHT

caps lock is not awehuhs

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Starlock: "No Longer Taking Signature Request"

thank ****

haermm

Piggles/mom

My mom and sisters are just like the Kardashians.

Only with children

where did you see that anyway

*her sisters

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
where did you see that anyway

Today, I had to give a speech on stage at a local preschool about fire safety. I'm 32 years old and passed out on stage because I felt extremely nervous and intimitated by a group of 4 year olds. FML

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that *****". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

Pretty sad.

And gross. hmm

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Piggles/mom

how are you?

haermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
how are you?

I'm okay.

I need to give you a big hug.

Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML

ew