The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I'm okay.

I need to give you a big hug.

hows your throat?

thanks cry

Today, my grandma gave me the 'abstinence' speech. I had thought she already left to go back to FL but then came into my room to tell me how proud she was of me to keep my virginity. I was doing it doggie-style with my boyfriend. FML

o.o

Today, my boyfriend of seven months dumped me because if he 'ever wanted to get married', he wants to 'marry a virgin.' I lost my virginity to him. FML

Ugh. >.>

Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Today, my boyfriend of seven months dumped me because if he 'ever wanted to get married', he wants to 'marry a virgin.' I lost my virginity to him. FML

Ugh. >.>

I read a tweet like that.

He talked her into giving up her virginity and then dumped her cause she was no longer pure.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
hows your throat?

thanks cry

My sore throat is gone now, it's just the coughing that I need to get rid of.

I hope you'll be okay soon. hug

i wonder if this means that i've got a shot with ami.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
My sore throat is gone now, it's just the coughing that I need to get rid of.

I hope you'll be okay soon. hug

Ok good, Hope it goes away soon.

Yeah. me too.

Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at their family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4-year old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say "You're fat! I like fat things." FML

I love thees one 😂

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I read a tweet like that.

He talked her into giving up her virginity and then dumped her cause she was no longer pure.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Ok good, Hope it goes away soon.

Yeah. me too.

Thanks.

I took a test in Math yesterday and the teacher was kinda giving us the answers.

Originally posted by kodak
i wonder if this means that i've got a shot with ami.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Ugh. Tis disgustin' T______T

Yeah.

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home and I was calling bingo numbers. And one woman stood up and started making noises, I asusmed she had won and I started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML

😂

Going to Ihop now, tata.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
If what means you have a chance with me