The 2,000,000th post game

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The Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, from top to bottom...

Honor: If you need it defined, you don't have it.

America: The only country that matters. If you want to experience other "cultures", use an atlas or a ham

Buffets: Whenever available. Choose quantity over quality, But beef over everything else

Weapons

Woodworking

Welfare avoidance

Teamwork: Work together as if your life depends on it... IT DOES!

Selfishness: Take what's yours

Haircuts: 3 acceptable styles: High and Tight, Crew Cut & Buzz Cut.

Greatness itself: The best revenge.

Discipline: The ability to repeat a boring thing over and over again.

Attire: Shorts over 6" are capri pants. Shorts under 6" are European

Self-reliance: Trust yourself.

Suspicion: Do not trust anyone else.

Skim milk: That's right. It's on here twice. Avoid it.

Cow protein

Pig protein

Chicken protein