The 2,000,000th post game

Romantic love

Deer protein

Fish, sport only

Intensity: Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that.

Torso: Should be thick and impenetrable.

Old wooden sailing ships: They're beautiful.

B.O.: Cultivating a manly musk puts your opponents on notice.

Stillness: Don't waste energy moving unless necessary.

Skim milk: Avoid it.

Cursing: There's only one bad word: Taxes. If any other word is good enough for sailors, it's good enough for you.

Friends: One to three is sufficient

Property rights: They exist. Do not let them be taken away from you.

Masonry: walls makes you strong. Defending them makes you even stronger.

Cabins: A place to rest that are made of logs.

Perspiration: Only sweat during physical activity or love making. No emotional sweating

You: You are your biggest ally and your worst enemy, at the same time.

Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon.

Physical fitness

Frankness: Cut the B.S.

Capitalism: God's way of determining who is smart, and who is poor.