The 2,000,000th post game

The dead they dance romance and pass
The people on the street.
The dead do all these things and more.
Shadows underneath.

There once was a man from Nantucket.
Stories about him were greatly exaggerated.

Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!

Here's what I've always heard:

A little boy comes in and says, "Daddy, a doggy just got hit by a car and his ******* is hanging out!"

"You mean 'rectum?' " said the dad.

"Rectum? It damn near killed him!"

A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't give beer to bears in bars."

The bear replies, "If you don't give me a beer, I'll eat that lady over there."

The bartender says, "Go ahead."

So the bear eats the lady and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't give beer to bears on drugs."

"What do mean," asks the bear. "I'm not on drugs."

"Yes, you are, that was the bar ***** you ate."

A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

Two muffins are in an oven. First muffin says "man its hot in here."
Second muffin says "holy hell! A talking muffin!"

Good morning

Good afternoon

Good evening!

How are you this fine day?

Getting ready for work.

How do you like your work?

It is fun and I enjoy the people I work with. I wish my work days were shorter but that is about it.

Originally posted by riv6672
Two muffins are in an oven. First muffin says "man its hot in here."
Second muffin says "holy hell! A talking muffin!"

haermm

What are your work hours?

I work a 40 hour work week 8 hours for five days.

But I truly believe it the 40 hr work week is stupid and we should do the 30 hour week.

Do you like your job Bardock?

Hello Abs you feeling better?

Riv, are you BruceSkywalker???

That muffin story is not funny